Fred Sanford ain’t got nothing on Easy John Edwards though.

Now go send cancer-stricken Honey Bunny out there to sling all your muck so you can hide behind her skirt while pump and dumping the office secretary and leaving John Jr. to struggle in The Worse of the Two Americas:

Vice Presidential candidate Sen. John Edwards was caught visiting his mistress and secret love child at 2:40 this morning in a Los Angeles hotel by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

The married ex-senator from North Carolina - whose wife Elizabeth continues to battle cancer — met with his mistress, blonde divorcée Rielle Hunter, at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night, July 21 - and the NATIONAL ENQUIRER was there! He didn’t leave until early the next morning.

So long VP slot.

Stay classy, Big J.

As The Corner notes, The Enquirer broke the Limbaugh-Oxycontin story.

As far as credibility goes between the MSM and the high priest of tabloids, I find Man-Made Global Climate Change about as realistic as Bat-Boy.  The only difference is nobody has every tried to sell me Bat-Boy credits before.

Musical tickets?  Maybe.

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1. Brian, if you can’t believe the Enquirer, who can you believe, huh?

   A step up on the credibility ladder is Weekly World News if you want solid factual-based reporting. I swear by it.

   comment by Lemur King — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

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2. Ordinarily, I would be inclined to agree but I think they’ve got him on this one.

   If you had been accused of cheating on your wife and having a kid with another woman and were running for public office what possible good could come of meeting with her in private at a hotel for two days?

   It looks like the only mystery here is who set him up.

   comment by Brian — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

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3. True, normally one would have to take this with a ton of salt, but, they have been going after the story for quite some time now, and they could very well be right.

   comment by William Teach — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

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4. Aye, that man’s too damned handsome for his own good.

   comment by Brian — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

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5. Hell, I’d shack up with him just to watch him comb his hair. I have a feeling he swings that way anyway.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

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6. 
   Oh, I agree, in this instance he looks bad even with the hair. Enquirer, like a blind squirrel does find a nut once in a while.

   I was just havin’ fun with you.

   Now… other publications… Bat-Boy and the Half-Human Half-Fish are the ones that are a little bit iffy and could go either way. But, WWN did great coverage on the “Mountain Men Anonymous”

   comment by Lemur King — Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

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7. What’s amazing is that the crack reporter forgot to bring a camera on this assignment. Not even the crappy one on their cellphone.

   Dang the luck.
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   comment by Jeffraham Prestonian — Wednesday, July 23, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

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8. Oh look, Jeffy is feeling brave enough to leave his appartment.

   Be careful Brian, he’s not happy to see you, that IS a camera in his pocket.

   comment by Cranky — Thursday, July 24, 2008 @ 7:07 am

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9. Please, no flash photography.

   comment by Brian — Thursday, July 24, 2008 @ 7:25 am

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