"Those guys are slick... It's always good news there." - SemiPundit, pre-op tranny and retired demi-blogger
"What I have learned from this site is that I now know where mouth-breathers and knuckle-draggers come to get their rocks off." - Michael Turner, Sooper-Serious Blogger
"They're also obsessed with stalking liberal blogs." - Egalia, Gorilla Womyn blogger
"You are a jerk... you are an ass, no education, no upbringing, a waste to the human race.."
- John Randolf
And I know I’m not alone in this. I am hopeful that Hurricane Guga is able to locate FOX’s Gerardo Riviera and toss him far into the Gulf of Mexico soon after making landfall. It’s for the good of the country.
Or a lot of crack to demonstrate this level of stupidity.
“Fo real? John McCain be buggin? I’m fi’n to get focused. They not even no black people in Alaska.”
Really, after such a strong argument, what’s left to say? He’s really said it all, and with the intelligence, wit and coherence of a deranged, street person, high on P.C.P. rambling non-stop at passers by, trying to decide which one he’s going to try to mug tonight. I can see why so many of you fine young people look up to him and his well-crafted opinions. Congratulations.
Whenever Keith Olbermann, a major media figure, posts at the Daily Kos, his message always is 100% harmonious with Netroots values.
Others have said that Markos “talks out of his ass” and Keith is considered to be a major a******.
Coincidence?
I’m not sure what to make of this. One one hand, malignant masses of cells have been known to kill people, but on the other hand this is one insightful case of sarcoma.
On a plane from Denver to Charlotte following the Democrats’ convention, I found myself seated behind former National Chairman of the Democratic National Committee Don Fowler and Congressman John Spratt of South Carolina. Their conversation was interesting to say the least.
For example, they made fun of Sarah Palin for several minutes, Fowler calling her “Dan Quayle” on steroids and Spratt creatively describing her as “just terrible.” They both agreed that, “Other than the simple fact that she’s a female,” she has nothing to offer.
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So you see, it’s funny. That New Orleans will get a hurricane. That’s funny because it is due to hit when President Bush is scheduled to speak. Isn’t that cool? Fowler isn’t the only one who thinks so, just ask Michael Moore.”
Most of us already know that Dim-O-Crack compassion is a load of bunk. They only care when (1) the cameras are on and (2) there are political points to be scored. Otherwise, they’re busy kicking homeless people out of their way as they try to get to their limos.
Just remember, N’awlins, when those white people blow up the levees this time, they’ll be wearing OBAMA/BIDEN t-shirts and buttons.
No need to evacuate though. Nagin handled it just fine last time. I’m sure he’s got everything under control. Don’t make any decisions or make any moves yourselves until you hear from government.
There is so much going around the net right now about Palin, but the best stuff has already come from the Obamessiah’s slobbering supporters. With this pick, their true colors are going to come shining through like never before.
First, you have some drooling retard over at the Daily Kock claiming that Palin’s baby isn’t even hers - but that she was covering for one of her daughters. That’s the level of discourse over there, though. Through hard work and sheer idiocy, they have earned their reputation as vilest of the vile.
To the mainstream press, a real woman would have aborted the baby (healthy or not) at some point in the process. If it were up to Obama, he would have had them leave the baby in a linen closet until the breathing stopped. But even if a real woman (i.e. a liberal democrat) had decided to keep the little punishment, she would have been able to get equal work for equal pay while simultaneously raising a family and shattering corporate glass ceilings. Because liberal women are superwomen.
Conservative women, on the other hand, have betrayed the leftist gynochracy and must be punished.
It will be fun to watch as the media leftists begin to show their true colors. Leftists have always been the ones obsessed with race, gender and every other subclassification of society - watch as they struggle to make sense of a strong, smart woman who doesn’t share their illogical points of view.
They’re already having as much trouble with this as they did with Clarence Thomas, whose nomination demonstrated that the left is nothing but a bunch of adolescent racists masquerading as sublimely cultured.
DENVER - John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, two senior campaign officials told The Associated Press on Friday.
A formal announcement was expected within a few hours at a campaign rally in swing-state Ohio.
Palin, 44, is a self-styled hockey mom and political reformer who has been governor of her state less than two years.
Palin’s selection was a stunning surprise, as McCain passed over many other better known prospects, some of whom had been the subject of intense speculation for weeks or months.
At 44, she is a generation younger that Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, who is Barack Obama’s running mate on the Democratic ticket.
Palin on Glenn Beck back in June…
Unlike race-baiting community-organizer B. Hussein Obama, Palin actually has a resume and a record on which to stand. While I’d prefer a PALIN/McCain ticket, this will have to do.
The Obamessiah must really hate the Bradfords. Probably ‘cuz they’re white.
All you’ve gotten from the Donks this week is sob story after sob story. Government has failed. All because people have been expected to make decisions on their own, and, *gasp* be responsible for their lives. Yes, America has failed. This hateful land of endless promise should come with a FDIC income guarantee, just in case.
FYI, Nadal leads Deheart 6-1, 6-2, 4-3. South Carolina leads NC State 13-0 early in the 4th.
Change means the confiscation of your hard-earned income and its subsequent handing-out to layabouts.
I can only sit through so much of this bilge. All we’ve seen this week is a parade of losers, grievance mongers and idiots. Next week, sadly, won’t be much better, but at least we won’t be propping up a Marxist who is BFF with domestic terrorists, racists and swindlers of all stripes.
DENVER — Police in Denver arrested an ABC News producer today as he and a camera crew were attempting to take pictures on a public sidewalk of Democratic senators and VIP donors leaving a private meeting at the Brown Palace Hotel.
Police on the scene refused to tell ABC lawyers the charges against the producer, Asa Eslocker, who works with the ABC News investigative unit.
A cigar-smoking Denver police sergeant, accompanied by a team of five other officers, first put his hands on Eslocker’s neck, then twisted the producer’s arm behind him to put on handcuffs.
A police official later told lawyers for ABC News that Eslocker is being charged with trespass, interference, and failure to follow a lawful order. He also said the arrest followed a signed complaint from the Brown Palace Hotel
Eslocker was put in handcuffs and loaded in the back of a police van which headed for a nearby police station.
The real charge? Not bowing down and worshipping the Obamessiah.
On Chi-town’s South Side, they could just send over a hit-man. That would draw too much attention in a national campaign I guess. Hit-man, trial lawyer, what’s the difference, really?
I’m thinking about flipping over to see what President Clifford has to say, but I’ll probably watch Roddick v. Santoro instead.
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.
And on a wing of the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation… *
Aides say she will try to introduce her husband to the country by telling his life story as well as endearing anecdotes about their family so that everyday Americans can identify with him.
The candidate’s wife will also showcase herself as a potential first lady who is one of them: She’s a fan of the “Brady Bunch” and “Dick Van Dyke” reruns.
“It will be about the Obama family and the people who inspired them,” Valerie Jarrett, a longtime friend of the Obama’s and a key adviser, told “Good Morning America” today.
Nothin’ but class for the Obama family. And, patriots, all!
Along with Omarosa tonight, we’ll have the drunken, homicidal Senator Kennedy making his final stand. There will be much weeping in the protestors’ chicken coops during that one, I’m sure. So much entertainment value in Denver this week it will be hard to keep up. Enjoy!
CORRECTION UPDATE: It’s Omarosa Osama Obama. Don’t know how I missed that with Kennedy showing up tonight. At least I didn’t call her Aunt Esther.
If you missed the Biden/Osama press conference on Saturday, Frank has a transcript that you need to read.
“Why did you wait until 3 AM to send the announcement text message?” a reporter asked.
“Well, I started working on it at 6 PM,” Obama said, “but those text messages are hard. I mean, like each number represents three or four letters… and I forget how you do the punctuation. But, hey eventually I got that message out. And that’s the determination I plan to bring to my presidency… to hit buttons until things get done!”
You see, when you’re a young Bill Ayers you can attack the system with improvised explosives. When you’re all grown up and a big boy, you groom radical students to be attorneys who will run for office and suicide bomb your opposition from the inside all nice and legal.
I hope he asked his wife Omarosa if this was okay before he pulled the trigger.
You may remember Delaware Senator Joe Biden from political blockbusters of the past such as, “The Clarence Thomas Hearings,” the “1988 Presidential Campaign,” or “The Clean And The Articulate.” Now he’s back for his greatest role as Barack Obama’s vice presidential running mate.
Obama’s decision to select a politician who has served in the United States Senate for 35 years to be his vice presidential running mate shows just how dramatically the political ground has shifted in the two short months since the Illinois senator wrapped up the Democratic nomination based on a message of changing the way politics works in Washington. The “change” candidate has found the need for some “inside the Beltway experience” after all.
If there is anyone who demonstrates change, it’s one of those old liberal white guys who have used race and class warfare inside the beltway for decades to keep people like B. Hussein Obama in their rightful place.
Johnny McShame, you are now free to pick pretty much anyone you want. I recommend this guy.
UPDATE: As BMac deftly points out in the comments, let the backtracking begin for one of the left’s fattest, lamest half-wits.
How will liberals who got their jockeys in a pinch over Biden’s “Clean, Articulate” remarks reconcile this move? Example A:
Joe Biden Is A Farking Idiot
His presidential campaign is the Titanic. His idiot mouth has killed it.
UPDATE: The audio of Biden’s comments are out and they don’t change a thing. What he said was racist, offensive, and not representing any of the qualities of the Democratic party or America.
GOT HOPE? UPDATE: Please help feed Obama’s brother. Wait, maybe now Joe Biden will take care of George Obama. That’s the least he can do, the white devil.
Kevin Perry, pastor of Word of Life Ministries in the Burlington community, said he talked to a student who attends his church and was in the cafeteria at the time of the shooting.
“He saw them when they were arguing and pushing and shoving,” Perry said. “He didn’t see the guy shoot him. What he did see was the guy fall.
“He shot the guy in the chest and casually walked away as if nothing had happened.”
Student Devin Dial, a junior, said the shooting happened shortly after 8 a.m.
“I walked in and went straight to the Commons,” she said.
“I didn’t hear it, but I saw them go to the ground.
“I saw (the wounded boy) go to the ground and start shaking.”
She said she called her mother and got out of the school.
Early word on radio reports was that this was not random, but an altercation between students. There were also reports of the shooter being hispanic and the victim being white - this should automatically qualify as a hate crime, no? It will be interesting to watch the media dance around the racial component and whether or not the shooter turns out to be legal. Watch the media process at work as this unfolds.
Thoughts and prayers to the victim and the victim’s family.
All of this Bigfoot talk of late reminded me of a wonderful show I once enjoyed on Saturday mornings when I was an even tinier TinyE: Bigfoot and Wildboy!
After watching this a few times, I am convinced that these two would make great nominees for President and VP. These guys could destroy Al Kida and his cousin Ben Laudin with their bare hands!
On the other hand, it will be entertaining to watch my oppressors being forced to take sensitivity training while I’m promoted to the head of Black Entertainment Television.
