Archive for August, 2008
Or a lot of crack to demonstrate this level of stupidity.
Really, after such a strong argument, what’s left to say? He’s really said it all, and with the intelligence, wit and coherence of a deranged, street person, high on P.C.P. rambling non-stop at passers by, trying to decide which one he’s going to try to mug tonight. I can see why so many of you fine young people look up to him and his well-crafted opinions. Congratulations.
Whenever Keith Olbermann, a major media figure, posts at the Daily Kos, his message always is 100% harmonious with Netroots values.
Others have said that Markos “talks out of his ass” and Keith is considered to be a major a******.
I’m not sure what to make of this. One one hand, malignant masses of cells have been known to kill people, but on the other hand this is one insightful case of sarcoma.
Poll! What should our reaction be?
Remember how much the Democrats really cared about the people of New Orleans back in ’05? Well, all you folks who suffered on the Concentration Camp Causeway after the white folks blew up the levees, you’ll be tickled to know that the Dim-O-Cracks are rooting for your destruction once again.
First, there’s the gargantuan propagandist Michael Moore, who says that your pending catastrophe is “proof that God exists.” If you can look at that fat bastard’s face without hurling, you can watch the video here as well. Or, perhaps you have some need to induce vomiting, in which case, by all means, watch it.
Then, there’s former DNC chair and current Obamessiah worshipper Don Fowler, who, along with his buddy, S.C. Donk John Spratt, chuckling about how the hurricane proves that God is on their side.
For example, they made fun of Sarah Palin for several minutes, Fowler calling her “Dan Quayle” on steroids and Spratt creatively describing her as “just terrible.” They both agreed that, “Other than the simple fact that she’s a female,” she has nothing to offer.
So you see, it’s funny. That New Orleans will get a hurricane. That’s funny because it is due to hit when President Bush is scheduled to speak. Isn’t that cool? Fowler isn’t the only one who thinks so, just ask Michael Moore.”
Most of us already know that Dim-O-Crack compassion is a load of bunk. They only care when (1) the cameras are on and (2) there are political points to be scored. Otherwise, they’re busy kicking homeless people out of their way as they try to get to their limos.
Just remember, N’awlins, when those white people blow up the levees this time, they’ll be wearing OBAMA/BIDEN t-shirts and buttons.
No need to evacuate though. Nagin handled it just fine last time. I’m sure he’s got everything under control. Don’t make any decisions or make any moves yourselves until you hear from government.
There is so much going around the net right now about Palin, but the best stuff has already come from the Obamessiah’s slobbering supporters. With this pick, their true colors are going to come shining through like never before.
First, you have some drooling retard over at the Daily Kock claiming that Palin’s baby isn’t even hers – but that she was covering for one of her daughters. That’s the level of discourse over there, though. Through hard work and sheer idiocy, they have earned their reputation as vilest of the vile.
Then you have CNN Anchor John Roberts suggesting that Palin will be neglecting her special-needs baby by taking the nomination. All class, all the time.
To the mainstream press, a real woman would have aborted the baby (healthy or not) at some point in the process. If it were up to Obama, he would have had them leave the baby in a linen closet until the breathing stopped. But even if a real woman (i.e. a liberal democrat) had decided to keep the little punishment, she would have been able to get equal work for equal pay while simultaneously raising a family and shattering corporate glass ceilings. Because liberal women are superwomen.
Conservative women, on the other hand, have betrayed the leftist gynochracy and must be punished.
It will be fun to watch as the media leftists begin to show their true colors. Leftists have always been the ones obsessed with race, gender and every other subclassification of society – watch as they struggle to make sense of a strong, smart woman who doesn’t share their illogical points of view.
They’re already having as much trouble with this as they did with Clarence Thomas, whose nomination demonstrated that the left is nothing but a bunch of adolescent racists masquerading as sublimely cultured.
Let the entertainment begin.
UPDATE: Alan “Wacky Eye” Colmes has been trying to reach new depths with a post that suggests that Palin did not engage in proper prenatal care, which caused her newborn’s problems.
Then he tried to scrub the post. Nice. Not at all surprising, though, from a douchebag like Colmes. Don’t ever change, Colmes.
UPDATE DOS: Jeff G has the straight dope over at PW.
There is a great deal to like about this pick.
A formal announcement was expected within a few hours at a campaign rally in swing-state Ohio.
Palin, 44, is a self-styled hockey mom and political reformer who has been governor of her state less than two years.
Palin’s selection was a stunning surprise, as McCain passed over many other better known prospects, some of whom had been the subject of intense speculation for weeks or months.
At 44, she is a generation younger that Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, who is Barack Obama’s running mate on the Democratic ticket.
Palin on Glenn Beck back in June…
Unlike race-baiting community-organizer B. Hussein Obama, Palin actually has a resume and a record on which to stand. While I’d prefer a PALIN/McCain ticket, this will have to do.
According to the Obamessiah, Eight is Enough.
The Obamessiah must really hate the Bradfords. Probably ‘cuz they’re white.
All you’ve gotten from the Donks this week is sob story after sob story. Government has failed. All because people have been expected to make decisions on their own, and, *gasp* be responsible for their lives. Yes, America has failed. This hateful land of endless promise should come with a FDIC income guarantee, just in case.
FYI, Nadal leads Deheart 6-1, 6-2, 4-3. South Carolina leads NC State 13-0 early in the 4th.
Change means the confiscation of your hard-earned income and its subsequent handing-out to layabouts.
Change means nuclear-powered cars. Sweet.
Change means abortions that actually work. Not these half-assed abortions. Good ones that really get rid of those nagging punishments that make it out alive. Hope means leaving infants to die in utility closets.
I can only sit through so much of this bilge. All we’ve seen this week is a parade of losers, grievance mongers and idiots. Next week, sadly, won’t be much better, but at least we won’t be propping up a Marxist who is BFF with domestic terrorists, racists and swindlers of all stripes.
I just threw up a little.
With the Obamessiah at the helm, you’re going to get it. And not the make-believe police state that the BDS people are always bitching about. I will say that it will be nice to live in a country where only one view is allowed. That will cut down on dissention, methinks.
Police on the scene refused to tell ABC lawyers the charges against the producer, Asa Eslocker, who works with the ABC News investigative unit.
A cigar-smoking Denver police sergeant, accompanied by a team of five other officers, first put his hands on Eslocker’s neck, then twisted the producer’s arm behind him to put on handcuffs.
A police official later told lawyers for ABC News that Eslocker is being charged with trespass, interference, and failure to follow a lawful order. He also said the arrest followed a signed complaint from the Brown Palace Hotel
Eslocker was put in handcuffs and loaded in the back of a police van which headed for a nearby police station.
The real charge? Not bowing down and worshipping the Obamessiah.
Enjoy the video here.
Or the Obamessiah will be plenty sore at you and will shove his lawyers all up in your grill.
On Chi-town’s South Side, they could just send over a hit-man. That would draw too much attention in a national campaign I guess. Hit-man, trial lawyer, what’s the difference, really?
I’m thinking about flipping over to see what President Clifford has to say, but I’ll probably watch Roddick v. Santoro instead.
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.
Ace has the pictures. Flee to the mountains.
Dear Fox News:
Please lose those flesh-colored headsets.
They make everyone look like John Boy Walton.
Seriously. It’s creeping me out.
That is all.
Apparently, the bitter one will be headlining tonight. I’m bummed because I will be unable to live-blog or watch it live. Thank goodness for the DVR.
The candidate’s wife will also showcase herself as a potential first lady who is one of them: She’s a fan of the “Brady Bunch” and “Dick Van Dyke” reruns.
“It will be about the Obama family and the people who inspired them,” Valerie Jarrett, a longtime friend of the Obama’s and a key adviser, told “Good Morning America” today.
Nothin’ but class for the Obama family. And, patriots, all!
Along with Omarosa tonight, we’ll have the drunken, homicidal Senator Kennedy making his final stand. There will be much weeping in the protestors’ chicken coops during that one, I’m sure. So much entertainment value in Denver this week it will be hard to keep up. Enjoy!
CORRECTION UPDATE: It’s Omarosa Osama Obama. Don’t know how I missed that with Kennedy showing up tonight. At least I didn’t call her Aunt Esther.
If you missed the Biden/Osama press conference on Saturday, Frank has a transcript that you need to read.
“Well, I started working on it at 6 PM,” Obama said, “but those text messages are hard. I mean, like each number represents three or four letters… and I forget how you do the punctuation. But, hey eventually I got that message out. And that’s the determination I plan to bring to my presidency… to hit buttons until things get done!”
On official Obama letterhead with an implied threat that they will attempt to have a television station’s FCC license yanked for running a campaign ad that is well within the boundaries of facts and decency using an emaciated semantic argument that the ad links The Messiah to terrorism when the ad only links him to a known terrorist. A terrorist with whom he has ample ties.
You see, when you’re a young Bill Ayers you can attack the system with improvised explosives. When you’re all grown up and a big boy, you groom radical students to be attorneys who will run for office and suicide bomb your opposition from the inside all nice and legal.
I hope he asked his wife Omarosa if this was okay before he pulled the trigger.
Obama’s decision to select a politician who has served in the United States Senate for 35 years to be his vice presidential running mate shows just how dramatically the political ground has shifted in the two short months since the Illinois senator wrapped up the Democratic nomination based on a message of changing the way politics works in Washington. The “change” candidate has found the need for some “inside the Beltway experience” after all.
If there is anyone who demonstrates change, it’s one of those old liberal white guys who have used race and class warfare inside the beltway for decades to keep people like B. Hussein Obama in their rightful place.
Johnny McShame, you are now free to pick pretty much anyone you want. I recommend this guy.
UPDATE: As BMac deftly points out in the comments, let the backtracking begin for one of the left’s fattest, lamest half-wits.
Oliver Willis, January 31, 2007 –
Joe Biden Is A Farking Idiot
His presidential campaign is the Titanic. His idiot mouth has killed it.
UPDATE: The audio of Biden’s comments are out and they don’t change a thing. What he said was racist, offensive, and not representing any of the qualities of the Democratic party or America.
Today – Oliver Willis, August 23, 2008
“Hey Joe? You want in?”
“Bring it, bro.”
Apparently official now. The campaign is a malarkey free zone now!
“Bring it, bro” indeed. The utter lack of consistency and reflexively playing of the race card when convenient.
I don’t know how you stomach visiting such centers of digital idiocy, Bmac. You must be a masochist, there’s no other explanation.
And Serr8d throws us a bone. Obonga-Bidog ’08! Heh!
UPDATE THE SECOND: At least someone at the Juan McCain camp stayed up late enough to get things started on the right foot.
BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE UPDATE: Harvey asks the most important question of the day: Why couldn’t B. Hussein have found a qualified running mate of color?
To paraphrase the Obamessiah, “this is not the Knoxville I used to know.”
“He saw them when they were arguing and pushing and shoving,” Perry said. “He didn’t see the guy shoot him. What he did see was the guy fall.
“He shot the guy in the chest and casually walked away as if nothing had happened.”
Student Devin Dial, a junior, said the shooting happened shortly after 8 a.m.
“I walked in and went straight to the Commons,” she said.
“I didn’t hear it, but I saw them go to the ground.
“I saw (the wounded boy) go to the ground and start shaking.”
She said she called her mother and got out of the school.
Early word on radio reports was that this was not random, but an altercation between students. There were also reports of the shooter being hispanic and the victim being white – this should automatically qualify as a hate crime, no? It will be interesting to watch the media dance around the racial component and whether or not the shooter turns out to be legal. Watch the media process at work as this unfolds.
Thoughts and prayers to the victim and the victim’s family.
UPDATE: Turns out murder runs in the family for the shooter.
Here is more on the victim as well.
UPDATE: Insty pretty much nails it.
The Neil Peart drum solo was too short for my tastes, though.
H/t to E.N., which I would have posted yesterday, if I thought he was still a regular. Jackball.
All of this Bigfoot talk of late reminded me of a wonderful show I once enjoyed on Saturday mornings when I was an even tinier TinyE: Bigfoot and Wildboy!
After watching this a few times, I am convinced that these two would make great nominees for President and VP. These guys could destroy Al Kida and his cousin Ben Laudin with their bare hands!
Intimate involvement with a Terminator – mortal sin, certain death or …
well, you decide. Personally, I’m sitting this one out lest it really drive you reader(s) away.
For this one reason alone, I’m voting against Obama.
Racism bubbles just below the radar screen and we have proof.
Exhibit A: The latest McCain Ad:
Majorities, women hardest hit.*
On the other hand, it will be entertaining to watch my oppressors being forced to take sensitivity training while I’m promoted to the head of Black Entertainment Television.