This one is simply too good to check.   Cub reporter Joseph Farah is live in London getting inoculated from a lethal dose of yellow fever with legs.  Indeed, no two-bit ChiCom siren is going to entrap him long time:

China’s Secret Intelligence Service, CSIS, has trained more than 1,000 of its most beautiful female agents to launch “honey trap” missions against British and other foreign businessmen and key diplomatic aides accompanying foreign leaders to the Olympic Games, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.

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Earlier this year a senior aide of prime minister Gordon Brown was caught in a “honey trap” by a Chinese female agent he met in a Beijing nightclub and took back to his hotel room. In the morning, the aide discovered she had stolen his Blackberry. It contained secret Whitehall contact numbers.

It’s hard to look the boss in the eye on a Monday morning when the Pretty Woman of Peking has got you by blackberries.  But who poses the highest risk of getting targeted by China’s heatseeking superhoes?  If you guessed the dude in the Battlestar Galactica t-shirt in IT, you already know too much:

“We know that many of those places have been chosen as ideal pick-up places for foreigners. They are particularly looking for people who work in the IT industry, or who have links with major banks or financial services firms,” Evans warned Whitehall mandarins, ministerial aides and top businessmen before they left for Beijing.

Make that geekseeking superhoes.  Our nation’s swift reaction to Mr. Farah’s brave reporting must not be delayed.  If our government can’t pass emergency legislation to create a strategic poon platoon to defend our nation’s nerdy nether-regions from the lotiony hands of Suzie Wong then the secret to defeating Lord Sargerus at The Battle of the Mystic Elf cave with only Class 4 bio-restorative armor may already be lost.

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