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Saturday, August 23, 2008


 

The Obamessiah Picks Blue-Eyed White Devil As Running Mate

I hope he asked his wife Omarosa if this was okay before he pulled the trigger.

You may remember Delaware Senator Joe Biden from political blockbusters of the past such as, “The Clarence Thomas Hearings,” the “1988 Presidential Campaign,” or “The Clean And The Articulate.” Now he’s back for his greatest role as Barack Obama’s vice presidential running mate.

Obama’s decision to select a politician who has served in the United States Senate for 35 years to be his vice presidential running mate shows just how dramatically the political ground has shifted in the two short months since the Illinois senator wrapped up the Democratic nomination based on a message of changing the way politics works in Washington. The “change” candidate has found the need for some “inside the Beltway experience” after all.

If there is anyone who demonstrates change, it’s one of those old liberal white guys who have used race and class warfare inside the beltway for decades to keep people like B. Hussein Obama in their rightful place.

Johnny McShame, you are now free to pick pretty much anyone you want. I recommend this guy.

UPDATE: As BMac deftly points out in the comments, let the backtracking begin for one of the left’s fattest, lamest half-wits.

How will liberals who got their jockeys in a pinch over Biden’s “Clean, Articulate” remarks reconcile this move? Example A:

Oliver Willis, January 31, 2007 -

Joe Biden Is A Farking Idiot
His presidential campaign is the Titanic. His idiot mouth has killed it.

UPDATE: The audio of Biden’s comments are out and they don’t change a thing. What he said was racist, offensive, and not representing any of the qualities of the Democratic party or America.

Today - Oliver Willis, August 23, 2008

It’s Biden!
“Hey Joe? You want in?”
“Bring it, bro.”

Apparently official now. The campaign is a malarkey free zone now!

“Bring it, bro” indeed. The utter lack of consistency and reflexively playing of the race card when convenient.

I don’t know how you stomach visiting such centers of digital idiocy, Bmac. You must be a masochist, there’s no other explanation.

And Serr8d throws us a bone. Obonga-Bidog ‘08! Heh!

UPDATE THE SECOND: At least someone at the Juan McCain camp stayed up late enough to get things started on the right foot.

BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE UPDATE: Harvey asks the most important question of the day: Why couldn’t B. Hussein have found a qualified running mate of color?

GOT HOPE? UPDATE: Please help feed Obama’s brother. Wait, maybe now Joe Biden will take care of George Obama. That’s the least he can do, the white devil.

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  1. Let the campaign slogans begin:

    Clean & Articulate ‘08 - Now 75% white and 100% male. Happy now you bigoted sexists?

    or how about for all those Clinton supporters:

    Obama/Biden ‘08 - Take that, bitches!

    How will liberals who got their jockeys in a pinch over Biden’s “Clean, Articulate” remarks reconcile this move? Example A:

    Oliver Willis, January 31, 2007 -

    Joe Biden Is A Farking Idiot
    His presidential campaign is the Titanic. His idiot mouth has killed it.

    UPDATE: The audio of Biden’s comments are out and they don’t change a thing. What he said was racist, offensive, and not representing any of the qualities of the Democratic party or America.

    Today - Oliver Willis, August 23, 2008

    It’s Biden!
    “Hey Joe? You want in?”
    “Bring it, bro.”

    Apparently official now. The campaign is a malarkey free zone now!

    “Bring it, bro” indeed. The utter lack of consistency and reflexively playing of the race card when convenient.

    comment by Brian — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 8:13 am


  2. Well, having now visited O-Dub, I have exceeded my recommended daily allowance of calories.

    comment by Brian — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 10:01 am


  3. Clean & Articulate ‘08

    Crap, you just killed my idea for a photoshop.

    comment by Gordon — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 12:11 pm


  4. You could go with a Blazing Saddles theme.

    comment by Brian — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 12:38 pm


  5. You guys are cracking me up. I’m enjoying this WAY too much. Must mean I’m racist.

    comment by carin — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 12:39 pm


  6. The week is young, carin. The week is young.

    I’m all stocked up for the DNC convention with enough Orville Redenbacher Natural Butter flavor to sustain me ’til it’s over.

    Needless to say, I’m probably not as prepared as the Denver shopkeepers who had to stock up on all the wallet chains we’ll be seeing during the convention as a show that Hillary Clinton supporters are still welcome.

    comment by Brian — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 1:33 pm


  7. BECAUSE OF THE RACISM! You know, racists like carin.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 2:32 pm


  8. You know, I still get Biden and Neil Kinnock confused.

    comment by Purple Raider — Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 11:17 pm


  9. Yo! Holmes!! I just spit out Heineken all over the keyboard over “Omarosa”. Trademark that. That’s platinum smack my man.

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Sunday, August 24, 2008 @ 12:18 am


  10. Bright. Articulate. Clean. I think I have created the definitive Obama Biden campaign logo at http://www.slackjawedmidwesterner.blogspot.com
    HOPE!

    comment by Patrick Flynn — Sunday, August 24, 2008 @ 11:20 pm


  11. Haha I’ve been thinking of her as Omarosa for a long time too.

    comment by Digger — Monday, August 25, 2008 @ 1:50 pm


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