Apparently, the bitter one will be headlining tonight. I’m bummed because I will be unable to live-blog or watch it live. Thank goodness for the DVR.
Aides say she will try to introduce her husband to the country by telling his life story as well as endearing anecdotes about their family so that everyday Americans can identify with him.
The candidate’s wife will also showcase herself as a potential first lady who is one of them: She’s a fan of the “Brady Bunch” and “Dick Van Dyke” reruns.
“It will be about the Obama family and the people who inspired them,” Valerie Jarrett, a longtime friend of the Obama’s and a key adviser, told “Good Morning America” today.
Ah, the people who inspired them. Margaret Sanger. Bernadine Dohrn. Bill Ayers. Jeremiah Wright. Tony Rezko.
Nothin’ but class for the Obama family. And, patriots, all!
Along with Omarosa tonight, we’ll have the drunken, homicidal Senator Kennedy making his final stand. There will be much weeping in the protestors’ chicken coops during that one, I’m sure. So much entertainment value in Denver this week it will be hard to keep up. Enjoy!
CORRECTION UPDATE: It’s Omarosa Osama Obama. Don’t know how I missed that with Kennedy showing up tonight. At least I didn’t call her Aunt Esther.
If you missed the Biden/Osama press conference on Saturday, Frank has a transcript that you need to read.
“Why did you wait until 3 AM to send the announcement text message?” a reporter asked.
“Well, I started working on it at 6 PM,” Obama said, “but those text messages are hard. I mean, like each number represents three or four letters… and I forget how you do the punctuation. But, hey eventually I got that message out. And that’s the determination I plan to bring to my presidency… to hit buttons until things get done!”
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