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First Up To (Moon) Bat… Omarosa Obama!

August 25th, 2008 at 11:34 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Apparently, the bitter one will be headlining tonight. I’m bummed because I will be unable to live-blog or watch it live. Thank goodness for the DVR.

Aides say she will try to introduce her husband to the country by telling his life story as well as endearing anecdotes about their family so that everyday Americans can identify with him.

The candidate’s wife will also showcase herself as a potential first lady who is one of them: She’s a fan of the “Brady Bunch” and “Dick Van Dyke” reruns.

“It will be about the Obama family and the people who inspired them,” Valerie Jarrett, a longtime friend of the Obama’s and a key adviser, told “Good Morning America” today.

Ah, the people who inspired them. Margaret Sanger. Bernadine Dohrn. Bill Ayers. Jeremiah Wright. Tony Rezko.

Nothin’ but class for the Obama family. And, patriots, all!

Along with Omarosa tonight, we’ll have the drunken, homicidal Senator Kennedy making his final stand. There will be much weeping in the protestors’ chicken coops during that one, I’m sure. So much entertainment value in Denver this week it will be hard to keep up. Enjoy!

CORRECTION UPDATE: It’s Omarosa Osama Obama. Don’t know how I missed that with Kennedy showing up tonight. At least I didn’t call her Aunt Esther.

If you missed the Biden/Osama press conference on Saturday, Frank has a transcript that you need to read.

“Why did you wait until 3 AM to send the announcement text message?” a reporter asked.

“Well, I started working on it at 6 PM,” Obama said, “but those text messages are hard. I mean, like each number represents three or four letters… and I forget how you do the punctuation. But, hey eventually I got that message out. And that’s the determination I plan to bring to my presidency… to hit buttons until things get done!”

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6 Responses to “First Up To (Moon) Bat… Omarosa Obama!”

Nigel Says:
August 25th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Tough call.

I have Chargers pre-season football tonight.

Preston, gonna miss your live-blogging on this one. Brian? Cranky?
Trish Says:
August 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Oh, please. Even Aunt Esther deserves better than this!
Melissa Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Try to introduce her husband? He’s been running for president how long now?

Actually I watched the first part of it. She talked about HER family, HER father, HER mother, HER education and had just gotten into a bit about HER daughters before I found something more interesting to watch. Are we sure she isn’t the one actually running for president? Ol’ Barry is just a front for her? All those MICHELLE signs in the crowd…hmmm…
Brian Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 7:35 am
If she really wanted to endear herself to the voters, when her two little punishments started screaming “Mekka Lekka High Mekka Hiney Ho” at the disembodied head of Obambi the Magic Genie, she should have taken her shoe off and started beating them with it.
Purple Raider Says:
August 27th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Hey Preston, you forgot Obambi’s mentor.

Frank Marshall Davis.
ES Says:
August 28th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Omarosa Obama! Tell a friend! Once a day. Thank god she’ll never get to the White House without going on a tour.

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