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The End is Nigh

August 27th, 2008 at 7:59 am by Cranky

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.

And on a wing of the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation… *

Ace has the pictures. Flee to the mountains.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER

It is not the view of Cranky or Six Meat Buffet that Barack Hussain Obama is the Anti-Christ.

In fact, I think this stunt will end up looking more like this:


5 Responses to “The End is Nigh”

  1. Nigel Says:

    I’ll never forgive Ian for ****ing this up…

  2. Yiddish Steel Says:

    18′ tall! Not 18″!!

  3. Tbird Says:

    Personally, I think they should go all out.
    Large spotlights arranged around the stadium.
    All pointed straight up so the shafts of light project upward and disappear into the night sky, give the effect of a “Cathedral of Ice”.
    Oops! Already been done….by Heir Albert Speer….at Nuernburg.
    Damn!!!!

  4. Patricia Burns Says:

    The identities of the two beasts (kings) of Revelation chapter 13 will not be known until they ascend out of the bottomless pit (hell) after it has been opened at the Fifth Trumpet, the First Woe.

    The beast of Revelation 13:11 is the false prophet.

    ALL persons who deny that Jesus is the Christ, who deny the Father and the Son is anti-Christ. (1 Jn.2:18, 1 Jn.2:22, 1 Jn.4:3, 2 Jn.1:7).

    Patricia © Bible Prophecy on the Web
    Author of the self-study aid, The Book of Revelation Explained © 1982

  5. Lemur King Says:

    Allen over at sweasel.com (commentary) mentioned that it would be really cool to see him float onto the stage amidst a giant holographic rainbow.

    And in their worship they will all fall down, writhing and giving utterances attributed to Obamaglossolalia. (speaking in liberal tongues, I believe).

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