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September 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 pm by BrianI’ve got to say it. Sarah Palin’s speech served up so much red meat that I had to unbuckle my belt at the table. My expectations were low and I think people tuned in expecting a little bite and were served a buffet.
Some got served more than others.
And somehow, I imagine liberals are going to be rocking back and forth while smearing themselves with their own feces by tomorrow morning. But then I don’t see how that is different than any other morning.
It is hard not voting for McCain after that. Giuliani’s speech too.
Hey Sarah, if that VP thing doesn’t pan out could I interest you in a login?
Meow *Hiss* Update: In breaking with the right side of the sphere, as I’m prone to do, I’m going to link to Excitable’s liveblogging of Palin’s speech:
11.06 pm. Both Huckabee and Palin have used the t-word. Of course, they are not criminally liable, as Bush is.
11.05 pm. Every time the camera pans to McCain’s mother, she seems mortified. I don’t really blame her. Can you imagine what she was thinking as a tiny special needs baby is passed from person to person for the cable news.
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10.49 pm. Piper is poking Trig in the eye! (ed. – evidently hyperventilating over this)
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10.40 pm. We’ve just seen a picture of a seven year old cradling and stroking the hair of a Down Syndrome infant. This, apparently, is relevant to deciding who should be the next vice-president of the United States.
10.39 pm. I’m just slack-jawed that, so far, the entire speech has been basically about her family. She seems as if she just won a reality show and is introducing her folks. And they have passed the baby now to four different people – including another child. Slack-jawed.
I realize Andy’s preoccupation with motherhood and babies. After all, the closest he’s going to come is finding that special Adultfriendfinder.com match to help split Beagle responsibilities.
But seriously, re-read what you wrote tonight buttercup. Your relevancy is rivaled only by your t-cell count.
Ooops. How’s that for a t-word, asshole?
Can we trade trying to score points off of Downs Syndrome babies with AIDS jokes?
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
[...] Brian of Six Meat Buffet- “I’ve got to say it. Sarah Palin’s speech served up so much red meat that I had to unbuckle my belt at the table.” [...]
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Sarah Palin could kick Barack Obama’s ass in a debate, a knife fight, a one-on-one basketball match…
She is going to eat Joe Biden alive…
September 4th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I certainly hope not. That mouth and head of his has enough fat that it can’t be good for a girlish figure.
Only two things could get me to vote for McCain at this point and that’s the Leftards and how low they sink after getting their collective asses handed to them tonight, or the media ratcheting up their completely in-the-bag Smear Machine even moreso than they have already.
I am pleasantly surprised.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Hello my little Buffetians,
I have been on the fence…straddling one of those painful chain link numbers with regard to Sarah Palin.
I’m starting to like her more and more. And yes, I’m looking forward to her debate with Joe Biden. He’s the right choice for Barack Me Obamadeus’ running mate. Nothing says “change” to me like his 25 complacent, lackluster years in the Senate.
Plus, he runs for something every year. He’s like a better funded, nicer dressed Democratic version of Lyndon LaRouche.
Vote GOP.
LK
September 4th, 2008 at 1:31 am
ADDENDUM:
Brian I loved your meow/hiss LOL Hack comments regarding Andy.
Twas brilliant. Seriously–good stuff. I LOVES it when you’re biting.
If I had penis, we’d be twin sons from different mothers, not to mention with me as a hermaphrodite, one profit making circus act.
I hear the DNC is hiring.
LK
September 4th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Well thanks, LK. And if I was a Democrat and my wife had cancer in remission, I could totally go for you.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:05 am
It was a thing of beauty on several levels. Sullie is just one of the many diseased minds on the left that will be spinning for the next 60 days as they continue with their cheap shots, which will all continue to fall flat. Old Media = FAIL. Hysterical gaiman = FAIL.
Nice to see you LK.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I was watching my wife’s reaction to the speech more than anything. She votes Republican but was pretty apathetic this cycle.
Guess what?
Jann Wenner can go pound sand.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Piper holding Trig and combing his hair with her moist fingers, that was a Kodiak(,AK) moment.
Trig is at the football stage of life, where the baby gets handed off from one person to the next.
I loved the sight of Cindy McCain holding Trig.
Real people care for an infant, the McCains and Palins are real people.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Hey LK…glad to see you.
I know you are contrarian, Brian…but shit. Didja HAVE to link Andi Sullivan? We would have believed ya had you just lifted his stuff….