Hint, it has nothing to do with looking in the mirror.
In the words of the Jammie Wearing Fool:
Two months out and the meltdown is on. After ten days of a vicious assault on Sarah Palin that has now burned the left so badly you need dental records to identify them, some joker named Adam McKay has pinpointed the culprit for the massive surge by John McCain: the media.
Here comes a high-grade reality disconnect, fasten your safety belts:
Four corporations own all the TV channels. All of them. If they don’t get ratings they get canceled or fired. All news is about sex, blame and anger, and fear. Exposing lies about amounts of money taken from lobbyists and votes cast for the agenda of the last eight years does not rate. The end.
Remember kids, it’s not your irrational anti-Republican ranting that is turning the country off. No, it is the media’s, um, irrational focus on scandal that somehow (the article really doesn’t say) gives Rethugs a “house advantage”.
Somehow, this actually leaves the Republicans all but neglected by the media. Meanwhile the scandal mongers are pounding America’s only chance for Hope ‘n’ Change™ like an ant being fried under a magnifying glass by a malignant eight year old.
Here is the greatest injustice of all - how can a monumentally deluded and pompous ass actually be the author of Talledega Nights and get a job at Saturday Night Live? That is the true conspiracy.
Posted by Cranky @ 8:51 pm
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