Jill Greenberg, Lunatic
September 15th, 2008 at 9:54 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesYou would be well advised to keep her away from your children. Probably not the best choice for your family photo shoot.
Also, if you’re a Presidential candidate who is politically anywhere to the right of Marx, you should probably steer clear of her as well.

Then again, if you’re dumb enough to go on the View, you must not have much of a staff working for you anyway.
And really, did you expect much more from the Atlantic? Home of the hysterical superfruit himself?










September 15th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Ya know, I want to hop on this sick bitch but on the other hand I’d say that this should be a good learning experience for McCain were he not so immune to education.
In this day and age, how you can consensually submit to the handling of your image without vetting who would be doing it would be tantamount to say…oh, I dunno…inviting Bob Woodward into your circle to write about everything he sees or hiring Scott McClellan as your Press Secretary.
September 16th, 2008 at 9:16 am
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September 16th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You know, Preston… I find the “C” word to be one of the most vile epithets I can think of and have only uttered it a few times in my lifetime. But for Jill Greenberg, consider it uttered repeatedly. I’ll tell you when I stop – just keep imagining it. I’ll get back to you tomorrow.
Bitch.
I’m sure quite a few sycophants fell all over themselves fawning over her “works”, which is even scarier. Not as scary as the consenting parents, but scary.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
A vampire in the White House would be a historic landmark. It would really demonstrate to the rest of the world the extent of our racial tolerance. (which, if I’m not mistaken, is the #1 quality Americans are looking for in a President, am I right?)