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The Road Worrier

September 20th, 2008 at 12:15 pm by Brian

It’s official.  We are out of gas.

After jockeying for position with my fellow Nashvillains for those extra casting positions in the remake of Mad Max.  I knew it was time to head back to homebase when this kind gentleman gave me the international sign language for “Pull over, I’d like to discuss the environmental implications of drilling in ANWR and/or your ANUS”.

Not in my backyard, buddy.

I’m gonna call up Jimmy The Goose and hang at the homestead while the Vols get killed by the Gators.

In case The Knight Rider wants to come by and gloat, I’ll have something ready for his ass too.


4 Responses to “The Road Worrier”

  1. Nigel Says:

    Hey ya’ll…today I filled up here in San Diego for $3.44 a gallon.

    No waiting.

    The weather was great too…

  2. Brian Says:

    So the city’s not on fire for the moment? Eh, give it five minutes.

  3. Nigel Says:

    Nah Brian…it’s still September. We gots two months of fire season coming up yet.

    But I’m not sure there’s much left to burn.

  4. Brian Says:

    That still sounds pretty dangerous. You should probably send all of your gas to us for safekeeping in case the dude with the hockeymask, Joan Cusack’s neckbrace, and wrestling tights surrounds the village.

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