The Road Worrier
September 20th, 2008 at 12:15 pm by BrianIt’s official. We are out of gas.
After jockeying for position with my fellow Nashvillains for those extra casting positions in the remake of Mad Max. I knew it was time to head back to homebase when this kind gentleman gave me the international sign language for “Pull over, I’d like to discuss the environmental implications of drilling in ANWR and/or your ANUS”.
I’m gonna call up Jimmy The Goose and hang at the homestead while the Vols get killed by the Gators.
In case The Knight Rider wants to come by and gloat, I’ll have something ready for his ass too.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:14 am
Hey ya’ll…today I filled up here in San Diego for $3.44 a gallon.
No waiting.
The weather was great too…
September 21st, 2008 at 9:45 am
So the city’s not on fire for the moment? Eh, give it five minutes.
September 21st, 2008 at 11:21 am
Nah Brian…it’s still September. We gots two months of fire season coming up yet.
But I’m not sure there’s much left to burn.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
That still sounds pretty dangerous. You should probably send all of your gas to us for safekeeping in case the dude with the hockeymask, Joan Cusack’s neckbrace, and wrestling tights surrounds the village.