Yeah, I think I’ll be calling him President Hussein for the next four years. That has a nice – and familiar – ring.

We may as well get ready for the new culture of thought crime prosecution that’s been coming for quite some time. For those of you who haven’t been paying attention to Canada and Europe’s hate speech prosecutions (which are coming to your neighborhood soon), here’s how it works.

If the left hangs Sarah Palin in effigy, it is excused (or celebrated) as “art”. And we are all to “respect the artist.”

How civilized.

On the flip side, if there is a response to this – in this case, a hanging of B. Hussein Osama in effigy – those people are arrested and prosecuted for a hate crime. It’s also referred to as a “lynching” by the Old Media.

The UK authorities are the same knee-jerk, politically-correct administrators who couldn’t find their balls with two hands and a road map. You’ll find this same gutless caving-in-to-grievance-groups from the ivory towers of universities to the boardrooms of the corporations that are regularly shaken down by the likes of Jackson and Sharpton.

The First and Second Amendments will be the first targets of the coming Socialist/Dim-O-Crack Government, so speak up before the inauguration, because doing so later will get you jail time.

Courtesy of Wuzzadem’s Mrs. R.

It’s a dream come true for this Florida Obamaniac.

Watch the video here and pay attention to this quote at the end from a typical B. Hussein voter.

One more thing about this video that is striking. Check out the reaction of the crowds at these Obamessiah Revivals. It truly is a big, twisted worship service. You won’t find these kinds of crowds at McShame rallies because we don’t treat our politicians like saviors. We begrudgingly accept the unfortunate reality that they’re necessary. Conversely, the Obamabots truly are hyper-emotional zombified mental-midgets with their hands out. It’s downright disturbing.

h/t MW

This time from Mrs. Holmes. She probably won’t appreciate me posting this, but in addition to being very easy on the eye, she’s damn sharp too. Stolen from one of her forwarded e-mails.

All very plausible except for the American public waking up part.

I did hear Boortz say something that made me laugh yesterday. We’ve got scores of idiots who are going to vote for B. Hussein Osama out of either white guilt or class envy – many of these people work for small businesses across the country. Hussein’s tax plan is going to punish those evil small businesses (who *gasp* make more than $150K/year) and a good percentage of those small business owners will either pack it in, scale back or go out of business completely.

Then these same Obamaniacs will be out of a job, sitting by the curb, crying into a bucket. In that bucket will be the tears of hope and change. That, my friends, will be social justice.

I swear, I ask you this sincerely.

Simply examining what Barack Obama has actually done versus his messianic rhetoric and outrageous promises creates a disconnect that warps the space-time continuum.

American Spectator sums it up perfectly. Not a McCain fan, Quin Hillyer explains why the vote must be cast for McCain if only to keep Obama out of office.

What convinces you that his Chicago politics including getting elected by disqualifying his candidates and working against a reform candidate in favor of the business as usual crowd won’t feature in his new kind of politics?

What about his current tactics of trying to silence dissent?

How about going back on his public finance pledge?

Most importantly, what about his very liberal voting record leads you to believe he will be even slightly moderate?

Does any of this phase a liberal-leaning person or cause him to think that Obama won’t bring about a glorious new America?

If you’re an Obama supporter, I welcome your comments. Only stupid or profane comments will be deleted.

Say what you will about Zsa Zsa Huffinglue’s website for the criminally insane but they do know how to stick to the message.  Speaking of sticking things:

Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.

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Using Luminol, a chemical agent that causes blood traces to fluoresce under ultraviolet light, they found a “tremendous amount of blood” splattered throughout the garage, where the attack must have taken place, Chapman said. The Luminol also revealed Burger’s glowing sneaker prints on the garage floor, mapping her steps after she walked through her old flame’s blood.

“We believe the process of killing Jessica was pretty lengthy, in and out of the car,” Chapman said. “She obviously was out of her mind.”

Some of Burger’s friends at first refused to believe she was capable of such savagery.

“My gut tells me that it’s impossible and that something else is going on,” said Helen Gale, Burger’s close friend and confidante. “This is just beyond belief.”

Yea, “something else is going on”.  Your nutty gay divorcee didn’t just poke more holes in her meal ticket than a rigged Diebold Black Box paper ballot than your average Florida senior citizen who treats their butterfly ballots like a bingo card – obviously, Karl Rove and Bush were out to discredit the great work she had been doing for Zsa Zsa.   Good catch, detective.

“She was obviously out of her mind.” That is a prerequisite to get a login there, isn’t it?  It’s not like we haven’t seen her kind before.

Don’t get me wrong here.  This is a tragedy for the true victim, Jessica Kalish.  As for Burger, she just bought her own ticket on the Hell Express.  She bought the ticket.  She’s taking the ride.

Think if a writer for a top conservative blog stabbed his wife or estranged gay fishing buddy with a screwdriver 220 times that it might make the news or at least a mention on the website?  From OffTheBus to under the bus, I guess.

Naaahh.  We’ve got more important things to cover like the 2,827th post about why somebody you never heard of is voting for Hope and Change ™.  Electing Obama is way more important than noting that one of your site’s writers killed someone and then themselves.  After all, we can’t be distracted by the insanity we nurtured.

An example:
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Our good friend Leo has developed a crossword puzzle for you Obamabots. Try your luck at this challenge! Step right up and win some crap!

But this is an episode of Cribs you gots to see.

Be sure to pass that offering plate round one more time, fools.  Revvum Wright needs a heated inground pool with a rotisserie spit barbecue for when his chickens come home to roost.

But that’s what you get when you’re the best reverend black churches have to offer.

And on Halloween too.

I’ve gotten word from two different reliable sources that the straw has apparently broken the camel’s back and this will be The Great Pumpkin’s last year as head coach of the Vols.

Obviously none of this is confirmed by the “legit” media, but I’d put at least five bucks on it. For a five dolla foot long.

My friend Patrick GhostofNeyland (sorry, Ghost) sums it up well…

Fulmer gave his all for the Vols, but it’s time for some fresh blood. The old guard has been stale since 2005.

The idiot GOP handlers tried to neuter her before the V.P. debate so that she wouldn’t come off as authentic and throw the GOP off its message of bland open-borders socialism-lite. Then they tried to dress her up like an overpriced American Girl doll.

She’s just a regular old independent moose-shootin’ redneck woman. She can be my president any day of the week, bitches.

The GOP will never get it. That’s why they keep losing. Way to go, losers.

Breaking up is hard to do.  Just ask Olga Kurylenko.  She wanted to get out from under the yoke of an abusive relationship.  But some people won’t take no for an answer.

Especially when your native country needs a restraining order taken out against it:

A Russian communist group has attacked the newest Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, for her “moral and intellectual betrayal” in starring in a film about the “enemy of the Soviet people.”

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“In the name of all communists we appeal to you, Olga Kurylenko, wanton daughter of unclean Ukraine and deserter of the Slavic world. The Soviet Union educated you, cared for you, and brought you up for free, but no one suspected that you would commit this act of intellectual and moral betrayal,” the St. Petersburg-based KPLO group’s statement read, going on to call James Bond “the killer of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies.”

For a second I couldn’t tell if she betrayed the Soviet people or the Obama campaign.  Come on, comrades.  Spread the wealth as you’re wont to do.

Besides, James Bond only killed commies in the movies.  In real life, to have that many commies killed Bond would have had a statue in his honor in Gori or at least the East Village in New York.

“Your peers are engaged in struggles against NATO and you lounge around on the Cote d’Azur. How could you desert your homeland in its moment of need? Do you really want Crimean girls to be raped by cruel and stupid American marines?” the statement also read.

Those Crimean girls were begging for it on their hands and knees.

The former Soviet Union is the Joe Dirt of the world with its formerly formidable mullet flapping in the breeze.

But you just wait, girl.  When we get that Hemi fixed you’re gonna be sorry.  They’re all gonna be sorry.

First off, I’m afraid we need to have intervention.

I’m going to suggest NATO.

We can’t stand to see you being hurting like this baby.

You can do so much better.

If you are an unhinged lefty, you know, the type that posts at The DailyKos or The Boston Herald, then you might think that Obama’s socialist creds are no big deal.

Here’s the smoking gun, in case you missed it.

But what about those fearful, ignorant voters? You would probably go to DefCon 5 trying to spin that 1. Obama’s no Socialist and 2. even if he was, it what’s so wrong about that?

I’ll skip the DU bat-sh*t crazy because, well, how seriously would you take a 15 year-old anarcho-syndicalist? However, let’s see what a reputable paper [guffaw] says.

Well, gollee Martin Luther King Jr. said something like that. Know what that makes you? (hint: starts with an “r” and it’s been played ad nauseum).

To defuse this bomb, Cass Sunstein spins it to sound like this is a basically conservative ideal and I don’t know why the fuss.

Positive rights, like the right to own a home regardless of income, the right to vote regardless of being alive and of course, the right to some of Joe the Plumber’s future cash.

Who else? Vintage Wuzzadem.

Ruben Navarette at Real Clear Politics posts an interesting question via McCain’s appeal (or lack thereof) to the Latino community.  Going so far as wonder aloud “How can McCain be losing Latino voters?”

Recently, I was on a Latino-themed radio show defending John McCain. The defendant was accused of abandoning comprehensive immigration reform, turning his back on Latino supporters, and associating with a bad crowd (read: Republicans).

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“During the immigration debate,” he said, “it’s very clear that a lot of the language and rhetoric that was used (by Republicans) made Latino citizens believe that we were anti-Latino.“

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“Yeah,” McCain said, “we were in a restaurant and he just sent over a plate of nachos. What do you say to something like that? I just said, ‘Thanks very much.”‘

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“Throughout our history, we have had people who stoked nativist instincts,” he said.

Still, McCain’s following among Latinos is evaporating. A poll by Zogby International found that 21 percent of Latinos support McCain, compared to 70 percent for Barack Obama; the Pew Hispanic Center ranked it 23 percent McCain and 66 percent Obama.

Seeing as how McCain has been the highest profile pro-Amnesty Senator out there, how can anyone look at the complete lack of support by someone who has put his career on the line for illegal aliens be construed as anything less than a tactical error of Rumsfeldian proportions?

These people, who are in  our country illegally, are going to throw you overboard as soon as someone promises them a free ride.  McCain being the biggest example of this.  That certain cocooned Republican interests think that Mexican Catholicism is going to translate into a third way evangelical vote in a post-Amnesty world are huffing deeply from the gas rags of bad ideas while simultaneously causing a Mexican Standoff with their own base.

Thanks very much indeed, Senator.

“I’m confident that, as many more of those Latino voters focus in the next 14 days, we’ll do well,” he said.

Finally, I asked McCain if he had a message for those Latinos who have long been in his corner, as he has been in theirs. He simply expressed his hope that “they’ll just examine my record and my knowledge and my background and the judgments that I have made.” Whatever happens, he said, “I will respect their decision.”

It’s too bad that for the Republican Party’s candidate for President that he never respected his own people’s decision.

I know the election season has us all wound up tighter than a patronage job in the Chicago Machine. So it’s time to loosen up and forget about politics for a while.

Perhaps to forget the vitriol, you should consider taking your little progeny for some entertainment and unrealistic idealization of four years of their life which will never live up to glorified imagery presented by the Disney Corporation.

That’s right, take them to see High School Musical 3 this weekend!

Included for your convenience is a handy guide to maximize your fun! CrankyKid and I have prepared this for you!
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It doesn’t really hit you until you see it on the ballot -

Somewhere around November 5th, several million Democrats are going to be thinking – “We nominated a guy named Barack Obama for President?   A Marxisant radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshipped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters*?

Sheeeesh…what the hell were we smoking?”

They would ask rhetorically, however, the answer was, is and will always be “crack”.

What say you, Richard Dawson?

Survey sez…

Here is another Six Meat Buffet appeal for a tight race that deserves your attention.

Tom McClintock is running for office representing California’s 4th Congressional District.

McClintock’s positions speak for themselves as he has been in the California Senate. Here are a couple of noteworthy votes:

Let’s focus on his opponent, Obama photocopy, Charlie Brown (no, really, that’s his name):

He is being outspent with help from the DNC:

To our six readers in the Placerville area, please vote for McClintock. We need him. The rest of you, please consider throwing two bucks into the hopper.

Thank you.

Our brother at Gateway Pundit shares an older Obamessiah interview that exposes him a little more clearly as the race-baiting Sharpton-without-the-hair that he is. Note how carefully he tries to frame his comments (with the exception of the “white executive in the suburbs who doesn’t want to pay taxes to inner city kids” line) to make sure he has plausible deniability if ever called on them later. Luckily for him, the Old Media would never do such a thing to the Obamessiah.

No, it’s not Scott McClellan endorsing Obama.  We saw that one coming light(worker) years away.

No, this shocking endorsement is from the New York Times of all places.  Shocking because it’s only three pages long.

In the same time, Senator John McCain of Arizona has retreated farther and farther to the fringe of American politics, running a campaign on partisan division, class warfare and even hints of racism.

I would have bet on at least five.  Preston, I owe you a Coke.

And the NYT owes me a pair of glasses so I can see the same campaign they’re seeing.

For perspective, here was the Times endorsing McCain earlier this year:

Senator John McCain of Arizona is the only Republican who promises to end the George Bush style of governing from and on behalf of a small, angry fringe (ed. – read “the majority of voters”). With a record of working across the aisle to develop sound bipartisan legislation, he would offer a choice to a broader range of Americans than the rest of the Republican field.

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In 2006, however, Mr. McCain stood up for the humane treatment of prisoners and for a ban on torture. We said then that he was being conned by Mr. Bush, who had no intention of following the rules. But Mr. McCain took a stand, just as he did in recognizing the threat of global warming early. He has been a staunch advocate of campaign finance reform, working with Senator Russ Feingold, among the most liberal of Democrats, on groundbreaking legislation, just as he worked with Senator Edward Kennedy on immigration reform.

That doesn’t make him a moderate, but it makes him the best choice for the party’s presidential nomination.

Tails we win, heads you lose.  Of course, to them Bill Ayers is the moderate Weather Underground terrorist.  Ayers who is only associated with Obama because  “Republicans have linked him to domestic terrorists”.

Ummm…no.  He did a good enough job of that on his own and with his wife being hired by Ayer’s wife Bernadine Dohrn at the law firm where they met.  And launching his career in Ayers’ home.  And writing a glowing review of Ayers’ book.   And organizing Annenberg to donate tens of millions of dollars to indoctrinate school kids with their radical leftwing agenda.   And Ayers going to meet Chavez four times who was backing FARC rebels who just happened to have information about Obama and the gringos working with them on their laptops when they were killed.

Sorry.  That’s me linking him to international terrorists.

But other than that, yea.  The Republicans linked him to a domestic terrorist.

Murtha trails Russell 48-35 in his U.S. Congressional race in PA. Why isn’t Cranky covering this??? Hmmm, Cranky?

If you’ve got a few bucks lying around, give ‘em to Russell’s campaign. This is an excellent opportunity to get rid of one of the most cancerous tumors in Congress. Murtha is a disgrace for so many reasons – let’s send him packing.

Shoeless Joe Biden says that President Osama will be tested quickly and that we need to be patient and support the Obamessiah while he dismantles our military and bends the country over for the likes of Russia, Iran and China.

God forbid this asshole becomes Commander in Chief. Bill Clinton looks like Patton next to this douche.

h/t Mom

And on the Third Day, He traveled to the Isle of White.  And it was typical.

“Thou, art tasty waves”, He observed.  “I shall ride thee once My photo-op has ceased.”

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (Reuters) – Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama will leave the campaign trail to go to Hawaii this week to visit the ailing grandmother who helped raise him, an aide said on Monday.

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“Senator Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, has always been one of the most important people in his life,” Gibbs said in a statement. “Along with his mother and his grandfather, she raised him in Hawaii from the time he was born until the moment he left for college. As he said at the Democratic Convention, she poured everything she had into him.

She poured her everything into him and he didn’t throw her under the bus, he threw her in front of it.

Obama often makes references to his grandmother on the campaign trail, mentioning that she worked on a B-1 bomber assembly plant during World War Two. Later, she worked as a secretary in a bank and was eventually promoted to vice president. She helped put Obama through private school in Hawaii.

And yet she was incredibly generous – for a bigot.  She broke through the glass ceiling in the 60s and 70s and he rewarded her love of glass by tossing her into the bus window.  She “made him cringe” while he claimed Jeremiah Wright as being equally important in His life.  He could no more disown her than his racist preacher.

Fret not my child, ask the Lord to forgive you of your sins when he shows up looking for his birthday card and that perfect pose of personal reflection that will win over the AARP vote.   Although you have been warned to manage your expectations accordingly.

At least we don’t have to worry about Him pissing on her grave.  We’ve seen His cleansing stream spray her down enough while she was alive to last an eternity.

You must be so proud.

Obese food workers, proud socialists and illiterates. via LGF

Arizona Republic reporter Michael Sneed tattles on a most peculiar request from his state’s senator, assuming he wins the White House.  Rumor is McCain wants to make sure his seat stay white:

Sneed hears John McCain wants a Caucasian to fill his U.S. Senate seat if he wins the presidency.

Just kidding.  It’s actually Michael Sneed of the Chicago Sun-Times and it’s Barack Obama who wants to make sure his Senate seat only goes to a black person if he wins.  ***Correction*** Specifically, to have his seat filled by Sen. Donne Trotter at the urging of yet another one of his shady political mentors who recently called a black female political consultant an Uncle Tom for becoming a Hillary Clinton delegate:

Delegate says Jones called her ‘Uncle Tom’
‘WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?’ | Aldermen heard remark but believe Senate president ’said it in jest’

DENVER — A black Hillary Clinton delegate on Sunday accused state Senate President Emil Jones of calling her an “Uncle Tom.”

Jones — Barack Obama’s political mentor — denied using the racially loaded slur against Chicago political consultant Delmarie Cobb, but two aldermen who said they witnessed the Saturday night exchange back up Cobb’s account.

“Last night, I was called an ‘Uncle Tom’ by Emil Jones in the lobby of the hotel, right in front of [Ald.] Freddrenna Lyle and [Ald.] Leslie Hairston and [Ald.] Latasha Thomas,” said Cobb, a member of Clinton’s Illinois Steering Committee. “I walked over to him and asked him, ‘What did you just call me?’ ”

The embarrassing flap came on the eve of the Democratic National Convention, which will open tonight with a string of Chicago speakers talking about Obama’s life story. Jones is often referred to as Obama’s “political godfather.”

Thank Allah, er, I mean God that we live in this time of post-racial politics.

/Because of the Transformative Transcendental Changiness!

VIDEO: Of a bad liar and the person charged with selecting Illinois’ next junior Senator.  Coincidentally, the same person.

Updated: Donne Trotter is eyeball deep in the mud of Chicago politics as well.  A somewhat unusual choice given some characterizations he has given of The Chosen One.

“Barack is viewed in part to be the white man in blackface in our community,” says Donne Trotter, who detests Obama. “You just have to look at his supporters. Who pushed him to get where he is so fast? It’s these individuals in Hyde Park, who don’t always have the best interests of the community in mind.”

Quite a 180 there.  Quid pro quo, bro.  No?

Trotter, however, is steeped in that gun-grabbing, wealth-redistributing, felon-loving, racebaiting tea:

Then the senator (Trotter) stopped at the house of a young man who’d recently been released from “the system” and was having trouble finding a job. Trotter told the man he’d try to make it illegal for employers to ask “have you ever been convicted of a felony?” on job applications.

“One of the things we’re going to be looking at in Congress is this double jeopardy thing,” he said. “Once you’ve done your time, you should be welcome back to the community.”

Trotter offered to refer the man to an employment program.

“I can’t promise you a chicken, but I might get you chicken wings,” the senator said.

Do you deserve to know if you might be hiring a felon?  Eh, what you don’t know won’t hurt you.  The whole thing is worth a read.