Or should I say, Play-doh?
Hope for even the most gravitationally challenged among us:
MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) - The world’s most obese man is getting hitched.
[...]
Uribe is unable to walk, and leaving his house means being towed through the streets on his specially made bed.
tipped the scales at 1,230 pounds in 2006, the world’s heaviest man.
The 43-year-old has shed about 550 pounds since with the help of Solis.
[...]
Uribe said Wednesday he will have a bite of wedding cake for photos, but won’t eat any more because his diet prohibits it.
Well you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
Playboy’s got more game than Milton-Bradley if he’s pulling hoes at 680 lbs. Think about the next time you’re afraid to ask somebody out.
You lose 300 lbs. and you exude the Lorenzo Lamas-like confidence of a sexy human stunt bag.
Posted by Brian @ 8:47 pm
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