8 Responses to “Name Your Poison”

1. Marvin Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

   I hope the Obama office doesn’t hurt the beer sales,
   I mean with all the metrosexual Obamabots taking all the parking spaces, it could hurt business.

2. Brian Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

   Don’t worry Brother Marvin ’cause Obamarxessiah can turn five slices of government cheese into 5,000 pounds of Dutch Gouda. He can also turn basic Cumberland River tap water into a fine 2005 pinot grigio.

   He is the Bread of Life through whom we may strain the malt liquor of our hopes and dreams.

3. Nigel Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

   OK…where the hell is our live blog for the debate?

   Brian, is that you I see in the audience at Belmont?

   Dude…NO SMOKING ALLOWED in these debates!

   (And your flask is showing)

4. Laurie Kendrick Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

   I love The Obama.

   He can indeed turn a fish into loaf and then he can, with the dexterity of a nine- year-old Nicaraguan sweatshop seamstress, pinch that loaf.

   Hard.

   LK

5. Nigel Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

   Laurie…

   That might be the best ****ing line I have ever read.

   Ever.

   I’m still laughing, and I’ve read that 10 times now…

6. Exador Says:
   October 8th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

   He is bringing his message to his people.

   Location, location, location.

7. The Unabrewer Says:
   October 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

   Are you trying to encourage me to volunteer for the Obama campaign?

8. Brian Says:
   October 8th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   Far from it. I’m trying to fit you into a 60 oz. of King Cobra and a pack of Doral 100s.

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