Comments on: Name Your Poison

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:46:59 +0000

Far from it. I’m trying to fit you into a 60 oz. of King Cobra and a pack of Doral 100s.

By: The Unabrewer

The Unabrewer — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:31:04 +0000

Are you trying to encourage me to volunteer for the Obama campaign?

By: Exador

Exador — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:57:54 +0000

He is bringing his message to his people.

Location, location, location.

By: Nigel

Nigel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:22:21 +0000

Laurie…

That might be the best ****ing line I have ever read.

Ever.

I’m still laughing, and I’ve read that 10 times now…

By: Laurie Kendrick

Laurie Kendrick — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:17:39 +0000

I love The Obama.

He can indeed turn a fish into loaf and then he can, with the dexterity of a nine- year-old Nicaraguan sweatshop seamstress, pinch that loaf.

Hard.

By: Nigel

Nigel — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:12:39 +0000

OK…where the hell is our live blog for the debate?

Brian, is that you I see in the audience at Belmont?

Dude…NO SMOKING ALLOWED in these debates!

(And your flask is showing)

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:26:44 +0000

Don’t worry Brother Marvin ’cause Obamarxessiah can turn five slices of government cheese into 5,000 pounds of Dutch Gouda. He can also turn basic Cumberland River tap water into a fine 2005 pinot grigio.

He is the Bread of Life through whom we may strain the malt liquor of our hopes and dreams.

By: Marvin

Marvin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:58:33 +0000

I hope the Obama office doesn’t hurt the beer sales,
I mean with all the metrosexual Obamabots taking all the parking spaces, it could hurt business.