The Secret Service announced a nationwide sweep earlier this afternoon as cries of “Off with his head!” and “Kill him!” rang out from newsrooms while future Presidential candidate Plumber Joe was being broadcast on their screens.  Plumber Joe’s irascible mug has sent much pain and butthurt throughout the media and sparked a scorched earth campaign to find out who exactly is this man who does not believe in socialism.

“We’ll see if he still doesn’t like socialism after we take his livelihood away”, said one high-ranking CBS official.

Sources close to the story, who refused to comment on the record, gave us the scoop:

“The man’s possibly a terrorist and obviously white.  I’m not sure which is worse but this questioning of President Obama’s Wealth Reallocation Initiative will be a felony by the time he’s brought to justice.

Six Meat Buffet cautions against smear campaigns against plumbers.  Due to occupational hazards, they have a tendency to know exactly how full of shit you are.

In retaliation for Joe speaking his mind, a DailyKos diarrheist has posted his home address.  Another has posted his divorce records and calling him a tax cheat and wifebeater.  As well as plumbing without a license (or not).  If only Joe The Plumber were Jose The Gardener, he wouldn’t need any papers at all.

If you don’t believe that turnabout is fairlplay, don’t click here.  And don’t send letters to the kOstard’s local Department of Social Services saying that our DailyKock Prole-agonist abuses her children.  That would be hilarious wrong.

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