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We Will Be Tested

October 23rd, 2008 at 8:31 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Shoeless Joe Biden says that President Osama will be tested quickly and that we need to be patient and support the Obamessiah while he dismantles our military and bends the country over for the likes of Russia, Iran and China.

“We’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy,” Biden said. “He’s gonna need help. We’re gonna need you to stand with him.”

In other words, Americans are supposed to be patient and supportive while an obviously unqualified president learns on the job. He’s so inexperienced in military and world affairs, in fact, that his presidency is guaranteed to invite conflict from America’s enemies.

God forbid this asshole becomes Commander in Chief. Bill Clinton looks like Patton next to this douche.


5 Responses to “We Will Be Tested”

  1. 11B40 Says:

    Greetings:

    Senator Joseph Biden (nom de Mafia, “Joey Plugs”) reminds me of a loudmouth guy that used to come into my father’s favorite bar, “Archer’s”. Once, when I was about seven, my father took me there on a Saturday afternoon to watch the then New York Giants baseball game on TV. I was sitting at the bar with my father, having my Coke with two cherries, when the loudmouth guy thought he saw an opportunity to insert himself into our afternoon. Over he comes, in his gladhanding way, and says too loudly, “Well, Ted, are you going to introduce me to your boy-o?”


    Now, my father didn’t suffer, and had no intention of ever suffering, fools gladly. Taking a long pull on his Lucky Strike cigarette, and exhaling slowly, he answered, in that New York way, with a question, “What are you doing at this end of the bar?”

  2. Yiddish Steel Says:

    “I am Joe the Blunder!”

  3. Jenn Says:

    Biden is a total douchebag.

  4. DC Says:

    “God forbid this asshole becomes Commander in Chief. Bill Clinton looks like Patton next to this douche.”

    You have made me smile this evening, Preston. Can you imagine such a statement in an ad, delivered by McCain himself?

    Would be worth 5-7 points nationally.

  5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Happy to be of service, DC.

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