High School Musical 3 – A Parent’s Guide
October 25th, 2008 at 5:04 pm by CrankyI know the election season has us all wound up tighter than a patronage job in the Chicago Machine. So it’s time to loosen up and forget about politics for a while.
Perhaps to forget the vitriol, you should consider taking your little progeny for some entertainment and unrealistic idealization of four years of their life which will never live up to glorified imagery presented by the Disney Corporation.
That’s right, take them to see High School Musical 3 this weekend!
Included for your convenience is a handy guide to maximize your fun! CrankyKid and I have prepared this for you!
Step 1 – Treats
Stop by your local convenience store and pick up your favorite treats!
You love those little rugrats. Why else would you do battle with thousands of obnoxious young teenagers and their apple-never-falls-far-from-the-trees parents?
But what about your needs?
One more stop is in order.
Step 2 – Off to the Movies!
I know it does for me. But sometimes Daddy needs a little help.
Step 3 – Enjoying the Flick
This might be a bit of a challenge for those of us who know Disney hasn’t had a storyline different from Cinderella since 1940. However, adequate preparation really comes in handy here.
With every depiction of a high-school event with a budget just $30 short of what they spent on Titanic, give yourself a little treat.
Remember, savor special times like these, because they will pass by fast.
And don’t to drugs, kids!
October 25th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I was getting ready to make a request for a Cranky’s Kids Excursion. It’s been a while since a term paper about a refreshing bath in the ocean.
This is priceless though. It describes every movie I’ve seen in the last year except without the kid and with the drugs.
October 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
You know, if you dip some of that Laffy Taffy into the Vodka…
October 26th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Imagine how cool HSM3 could have been if Sam Peckinpah directed it. Unfortunatly he’s dead. Bummer.
October 26th, 2008 at 10:49 am
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October 26th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
That I might stay sober for, Weasal. BTW, Nigel Laffy Taffy and Vodka for me or the kid?
October 26th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Unlike you, I doubt the Princess needs booze to be funny…
October 31st, 2008 at 11:44 am
Only three small bottles? And what kind of respectable alcoholic doesn’t have a hip flask? Hell, I have TWO. Because you never know when crisis management will be required.