Say what you will about Zsa Zsa Huffinglue’s website for the criminally insane but they do know how to stick to the message.  Speaking of sticking things:

Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.

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Using Luminol, a chemical agent that causes blood traces to fluoresce under ultraviolet light, they found a “tremendous amount of blood” splattered throughout the garage, where the attack must have taken place, Chapman said. The Luminol also revealed Burger’s glowing sneaker prints on the garage floor, mapping her steps after she walked through her old flame’s blood.

“We believe the process of killing Jessica was pretty lengthy, in and out of the car,” Chapman said. “She obviously was out of her mind.”

Some of Burger’s friends at first refused to believe she was capable of such savagery.

“My gut tells me that it’s impossible and that something else is going on,” said Helen Gale, Burger’s close friend and confidante. “This is just beyond belief.”

Yea, “something else is going on”.  Your nutty gay divorcee didn’t just poke more holes in her meal ticket than a rigged Diebold Black Box paper ballot than your average Florida senior citizen who treats their butterfly ballots like a bingo card – obviously, Karl Rove and Bush were out to discredit the great work she had been doing for Zsa Zsa.   Good catch, detective.

“She was obviously out of her mind.” That is a prerequisite to get a login there, isn’t it?  It’s not like we haven’t seen her kind before.

Don’t get me wrong here.  This is a tragedy for the true victim, Jessica Kalish.  As for Burger, she just bought her own ticket on the Hell Express.  She bought the ticket.  She’s taking the ride.

Think if a writer for a top conservative blog stabbed his wife or estranged gay fishing buddy with a screwdriver 220 times that it might make the news or at least a mention on the website?  From OffTheBus to under the bus, I guess.

Naaahh.  We’ve got more important things to cover like the 2,827th post about why somebody you never heard of is voting for Hope and Change ™.  Electing Obama is way more important than noting that one of your site’s writers killed someone and then themselves.  After all, we can’t be distracted by the insanity we nurtured.

An example:

Are you finding it hard to focus? When you think about the possibility of McCain winning next week do you feel lost and bewildered at what that would mean to your life? Do you feel like your head is about to explode?

Me too.

Are you hysterically ambivalent? Do you go between watching and reading every single word spoken and written about the election, following every poll and poll of poll and poll of poll of poll…and never wanting to hear another pundit ever again, even Rachel Maddow?

Me too. Well maybe not Rachel Maddow.

Do you go from one frame of mind to another? From envisioning an America which has just elected the first African-American in its history and is in the hands of someone who knows what he’s doing…with some hope for the future…to envisioning an America who has just voted out of fear and hatred and believed all of the lies…again?

Me too.

It’s a good thing I live in Oregon…..

I hope Mr. D’Antoni’s boyfriend is hiding his Craftsman tool set lest The Lord Christ, Obama loses the election and he gets the urge to begin a little DIY relationship maintenance.

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