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Rooftop Credit Ape Goes To The G20 Meetings

November 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

As U.S. Federal Government officials have demonstrated over the past several months, they have absolutely no clue what they’re doing when it comes to economics. So President Junior took a seat on the big white phone, pulled out the big red phone and called his buddies around the world and had them over for dinner. I believe this is called a “summit” or some such.

The most important call he made, however, was to the hero who unfroze the Knoxville credit markets, Rooftop Credit Ape. The leadership of Rooftop Credit Ape was said to have “set the tone” at the G20 meetings.


 

Rooftop Credit Ape shares one of his
secret strategies for economic success.

 

 

 

Rooftop Credit Ape sparred with French Prime
Minister Nicolas Sarkozy. Sarkozy called Rooftop Credit
Ape, “knowledgeable, inflatable.”

 

 

 

Here, Rooftop Credit Ape tries to explain
to world leaders that socialism has failed
time-and-again, and that free markets are the
answer to the current global economic crisis.

 

 

 

In non-Credit-Ape related news, Russian President
Dmitry Medvedev was horrified by the appearance
of former Secretary of State Helen Thomas
Madeleine Halfbright


14 Responses to “Rooftop Credit Ape Goes To The G20 Meetings”

  1. Brian Says:

    Credit Ape for Secretary of the Treasury!

    What he lacks from Wharton Business School, he makes up for in moxie.

  2. Nigel Says:

    Have you ever noticed that you never see the Credit Ape and Barney Frank in the same place at the same time?

    Just sayin’…

  3. captainfish Says:

    What is even scarier…..

    Halfbright is part of Obama’s NEW change administration as part of his promise to kick out the old guard and implement change.

  4. Gordon Says:

    … you never see the Credit Ape and Barney Frank in the same place at the same time?

    But I suspect you will.

  5. michele Says:

    I thought it was a vast underground Blu-ish conspiracy that put him in such a high office.

  6. Danny L. McDaniel Says:

    The only thing that happened at the G20 summit was the US became a semi-member of the EU – oversight by European?

  7. Nigel Says:

    Danny? You came back?

    I guess you were right. You WILL come back any time you want.

  8. michele Says:

    I drove by credit ape going west today. He was flipping me the slightest of birds. I had my camera, but it was too slow.

  9. coldwarkid Says:

    Credit ape! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. I would much rather have credit ape making my decisions than the liberal, Daley illuminati who are now taking over D.C.
    Credit ape is change we can go ape over!

  10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Heh! Go ape over! That’s the spirit we need round these parts.

  11. Nigel Says:

    Could the Credit Ape become 6MB’s official mascot (a la IRB at TNOYF)?

  12. michele Says:

    That ape belongs to a man named Harry.

  13. TinyElvis Says:

    Driving through the Inland Empire a couple of weeks back, I saw Credit Ape’s cousin. He was yellow but still poised atop a car dealership.

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