Legendary hothead Paul Anka got put on ice er, got ice put on him this weekend after he called the police on his much younger and hotter wife for walking around in public without her leash on:

Paul Anka’s wife was arrested after the Ottawa-born singer was cut in the head by a piece of ice during a recent domestic dispute, but prosecutors say they won’t pursue the case.

Anka was struck during an argument with his wife, Anna Anka, after an ice bucket fell to the floor on Nov. 28, according to the gossip website tmz.com. Anka went to the hospital, where he received stitches.

That last line makes no sense.  Was he on the floor?  Ah:

Our sources say during the brouhaha, an ice bucket hit the ground and Anna picked up a piece of ice and threw a fast ball, hitting Paul in the noggin.

Either way, that ice bucket sliced like a hammer and that guy’s gonna need a new shirt.  If she’d topped off her bucket wielding rampage with “that’s just the way it is” or “don’t make a maniac out of me” she would have been freed on grounds of poetic justice.

The obligatory Noisetank audio which you can’t really appreciate this lighthearted domestic violence episode without the full context.

And for the uninitiated, the complete Anka discography.

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