Women Will Want to Be With You, Men Will Want to Be You

December 17th, 2008 at 8:18 pm by Cranky

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	Five years ago, I couldn’t even spell “douche”, now I am one!
	Are you kidding me? With Douche Cap millions in earmarks would just gravitate to my forehead!
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5 Responses to “Women Will Want to Be With You, Men Will Want to Be You”

1. Brian Says:
   December 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am

   It’s a shame we don’t have the time for a Douche Cap generator. Where you take a picture of yourself or anyone else (like the Obamessiah logo generator) and plant the DC on their cranium.

   Eat your heart out James Traficante.

2. Yiddish Steel Says:
   December 18th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   Dude! Platinum. Gimel to you, my fellow Joooo!

3. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   December 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

   Curse you Brian,,I was hoping to get in the first Jim Trafficant reference. Damn!

4. John Edwards Says:
   December 19th, 2008 at 9:05 am

   Why don’t *I* get a mention here?!?

5. Nigel Says:
   December 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm

   John Edwards,

   Sockpuppetry is a practice that is frowned upon here at The Buffet. Frankly, it is a tool of the weak-minded and unimaginative.

   You should be ashamed of yourself.