Mmmmmmm Meaty
December 18th, 2008 at 6:22 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesMove over, all you other fragrances, it’s time for the only stench that is approved by this here blawg. It’s Flame, the new meat-scented body spray. Grab a piece and slide off.
Just in time for the festive season, the company has released its very own men’s body spray, Flame.
Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame is being promoted as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat”.
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The site proudly proclaims to prospective buyers: “The Whopper sandwich is America’s favourite burger,” before going on to extol the virtues of a perfume that smells like cooked meat.
“Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold … now you can set the mood for whatever you’re in the mood for.”
When your woman says she wants a piece of meat, go the extra mile.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“flame-broilled meat”.
Hey ladies, catch me most any Saturday, sporting my overalls, grill fired-up in front of me, Bud-lite in my right hand, tongs in my left. I’m the Johnny Deep of flame broilled meat. Wow-zah!! Ya’ know what AC/DC sayes, “She likes it done medium rare”.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Meat scented cologne? With all the ladies going low carb? I’m thinking there’s a carb-starved female market some clever guy could exploit.
If men were smart they’d go around slathered in chocolate or glazed like krispy kreme donuts. That would totally turn the whole sexual dynamic around.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
It’s all fun and games until somebody wears it in the woods and Bigfoot eats your flame-broiled ass.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
If men were smart they’d go around slathered in chocolate or glazed like krispy kreme donuts.
Me-shell…it never worked for me.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
You really do have to go to the website for this perfume at http://www.firemeetsdesire.com and click the bottle a few times.
Classic.