Comments on: Seven Pounds Five Word Movie Review

By: Gordon

Gordon — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 14:53:35 +0000

Thanks for the tip Cap’n. There is another $20 I can save.

By: captainfish

captainfish — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:46:02 +0000

Calm down guys. Remember this is a family forum.

You can also throw in The Day My Two Hours Stood Still and Were Lost to the list of most horrible of movies. Maybe not Will Smith, but horrible nonetheless.

At least the popcorn was good.

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:55:22 +0000

I like Will Smith except for 6 Degrees of Separation, and now 7 Pounds. I wonder when he’ll do number 8?

If past is prologue, chances are we can expect number 2.

Ali, Independence Day, and the Pursuit of Happiness? Cranky, you aren’t getting to second base taking me to any of those. Sorry.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:13:28 +0000

Brian, what about Ali, Independence Day and the Pursuit of Happyness? All good Smith movies. Even though I saw Six Degrees, for the life of me I cannot remember anything about it except for the game.

OK Michelle, you want poetry?

I’m going to steal an idea from Ace. Let’s do Movie Review Haiku.

Here is a starter:

No Country for Old Men:

The screen fades to black
Two hours yet no ending
Enough already

By: michele

michele — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:36:47 +0000

Your movie review would be in perfect poetic meter if you added “Smith” and “and”. It’s been too long since high school but I’m sure it’s not iambic or trochaic…one of those weird ones but Seussian nonetheless.

I like Will Smith except for 6 Degrees of Separation, and now 7 Pounds. I wonder when he’ll do number 8?

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:31:08 +0000

Nutters like Smith don't get my entertainment coin. The only movie he was ever good in was where he played a sociopathic street con artist who parlayed white guilt into a Presidential bid called "Six Degrees of Separation" (based on a true story).

By: Nigel

Nigel — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:34:04 +0000

Cranky,

That was so brilliant I’m…I’m…

Speechless.

By: Michael O'Connor

Michael O'Connor — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:28:44 +0000

Sally has been asking me what this film is about. My standard answer has been “It’s about 2 hours.” I have forwarded her the link to your review, because you have out-pithied me by a country mile.