No amount of Vick’s Vap-O-rub under your nose can quite mask the stink of Russian Desperation. And you know you know it’s desperation when Putin The Coward, the barechested, saggy-tittied shadow Czar of the reconstituted Soviet Union, hides behind his puppet Medvedev to usher in a Crappy New Year to all of tomorrow’s breadlines:

“This year our country went through dramatic trials, but overcame them with confidence and dignity thanks to you, its people. I am convinced that whatever hardships lie ahead, we will be able to weather them,” Medvedev said.

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in his New Year address praised Russians for weathering last year’s economic hardships, urging them to take heart as hard times are unlikely to be over.“Numbers on the calendar may change, but love, friendship, loyalty, compassion and mercy remain our support for all time, and give us strength not only to overcome difficulties, but to rise to new heights,” the Russian leader said.

We’re broke as hell but we can still be friends, right?  By the way, can I interest you in a gently used, vintage Gulag?

The bow for the smallest violin is being resined for this Bear In Winter.  Did I say violin?  I meant polishing a 30-06.

After exploiting their one natural resource (outside of mail order brides, counterfeiting US currency, e-mail spammers and identity theft) and using it to help facilitate a world wide recession, the world has once again seen the true nature of the Russian people.  The dangerously opportunistic liars, thieves, and cheats that they are.

After the US bailed them out at their lowest point, our good deed could not go unpunished.  Flush with oil’s filthy lucre, they set out to rebuild their military, confiscated all foreign investment that helped develop those oil fields, create a nuclear Iran, foment Communist revolution in South America, re-establish ties with Nicaragua and Cuba, assassinate all journalists in their way, assassinate or blackmail leaders of breakaway republics, invade and lay siege to Georgia, violate all international treaties by staking claim to parts of the North Pole, rattle their sabres over wanting Alaska back, and get into a bidding war with China to help arm the Third World’s next two or three genocides.

Oh, and then play wargames in our backyard flaunting what you mistake as influence.

For a people so enamored with the Big Lie, Medvedev’s acknowledgment of their predicament is a sign that it is already too late.

No more bailouts for Mother Russia.  The world has gotten a good look at the Death Star II of the Soviet Union.  Under construction but an aggressive and operational threat to world security.

It should be our only goal to isolate these rabid dogs into a corner until they turn on themselves and kill the one left standing.  Unfortunately for us, Putin’s new soulmate in The White House will likely offer the hand of friendship to our enemies with a blank check in it before giving Sandy Berger his security clearance back.

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