Cult of Snuggie

January 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Am I the only one who recognizes the danger of the Cult of Snuggie?

Look at the strange rituals these cultists engage in:

Even more frighteningly, did you know who was wearing the first Snuggies when they boarded Hale-Bopp™ and shot Heavenward? That’s right…

URGENT UPDATE:

Via MoxIE, we are introduced to the Slap Chop. “You’re going to love my nuts.”

You have 20 minutes to order from the time that you view this video.

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10 Responses to “Cult of Snuggie”

1. Yiddish Steel Says:
   January 2nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm

   Dude! I can’t get enough of this ode to Trisomy-21 engineering. It’s a f@#$*& bathrobe turned backwards, fer kryzzakes!

   That Heaven’s Gate reference hits close to home here, Holmes (literally). That converted mansion-commune is less than a 5 minute drive from my home. Every time I drive by the reconstructed McMansion that now sits on the property, I always think of that freak, Marshall Applewhite, and the orthopedic Nike shoes.

2. michele Says:
   January 2nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm

   You must have been watching the Twilight Zone New Year’s marathon.

3. Brian Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 am

   I said the same thing to Mrs. McMurphy after seeing these advertisements.

   Creepy pagan slackwear is just a phone call away! Genital mutilation is strictly optional.

   On the other hand, if the Branch Davidians had come out shooting while wearing these things, they would have lost the PR war on the spot. Say what you will, the FBI and the ATF do know how to coordinate.

4. defender Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 am

   Wearing a sweater is soooo… impractical.

   I’m sure they will sell millions.

5. Eric S. Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 9:08 am

   If Billy Mays shows up at your house with a jug of Kool-Aid, double tap to the head and RUN!

6. Nico Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am

   The old guy in the red snuggie just screams “cult leader”

7. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:03 am

   When the U.N. installs our One World Government-issued thermostats (with little blue helmets on them), we’re going to need all the snuggies we can get our hands on in the winter.

8. Gordon Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm

   Wow, this thing does inspire hatred. It has been a running joke around our house. Whoda thunk that this was a viral infection!

9. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   January 4th, 2009 at 9:06 am

   The snuggie should be the offical frock of the osamahusseinislamobama admistration.

10. One Fine Day Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Slap Chop – all I can say is SHAM-WOW!!
    wait, wrong commercial…nevermind.