No Seat For You
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesI’m not really surprised that the trust fund baby didn’t get the NY Senate seat, but I am a little surprised. It would have been fun to watch. She could stammer around on the Senate floor saying “You know…” over and over again. In fact, she could have meetings with the Obamessiah and it would go something like this:
Obamessiah: Uh…. uhhh… um….
Kennedy: You know… um… you know….
Obamessiah: Uh…….. uh uhh uuuuuuh … Change!
Kennedy: You know… Uh….. You know…. Policy…. uh….I’m a Kennedy, you know? You know…
It would be fascinating.
But mostly, she just reminds me of Katherine Ross from the Graduate, if Ross had been attacked by Indonesian muslims who threw acid on her face. Yeah, I know, that’s a little harsh. Blame the bourbon.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:01 am
The real story here is how a woman who was never officially running for office got as far as she did by cheating on her husband with Pinch Sulzberger.
Every time she laid down with him it must have been like ejaculating a couple of more precincts into her um, like skeletal corpse you know?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:34 am
See, if you had any class, you’d be drinking single malt Scotch, and wouldn’t have said that.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:55 am
Class? Here??!!??
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
I was about to say, don’t compare her to Katherine Ross! I love KR, and Kennedy looks like a horse compared to her in her heyday.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Looks like a horse?! Please. Stop insulting the Equine Community. Her stunning, coupled looks match that of a Brahman Ass.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Greetings:
What is it with the Kennedys? The men seem to be good-looking, but the women, yuck + big time yuck. When you have that much money and can’t look any better than the Kennedy women do, something is seriously wrong in the genes. I think that, instead of Princess Caroline, we should be calling her America’s Camilla.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
With those wrinkles she looks like someone is draining the elitist Kennedy essence from her body, one stinking, lying, philandering drop at a time.
Maybe that is the proscribed medical treatment for her stinking, lying, murderous uncle. She will end up like Dorian Grey’s portrait while Ted waxes strong.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I don’t have time to link because I have to work Saturdays to stay ahead of the Obama economy…but head over to Iowahawk. Seems as if the Princess has trouble controlling her domestic staff.