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You Don’t Know Whether to Laugh or Vomit Uncontrollably

January 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm by Cranky

Yi Zhao, 57, slipped and fell in his bathroom impaling his left eye on the faucet at his home.

And then, as they say, hilarity ensues.

He was taken to Daping Hospital, where staff called a plumber to try and make the pipe small enough to fit him in a CAT scan machine.

If it didn’t have a happy ending, I wouldn’t have posted it, because you know, we’re much more classy than that.


5 Responses to “You Don’t Know Whether to Laugh or Vomit Uncontrollably”

  1. michele Says:

    What’s weird is that someone must have cut the faucet and the pipework out of the bathtub while he was attached before bringing him to the hospital.

  2. Eric S. Says:

    Um, Gordo? Is there any way Merri and I could coerce you into being a Damage Inc. radio guest? This is right up our alley.

  3. Merri Says:

    Hey Gordo – who do ya think paid the plumber? I wonder if they charged the emergency rate???

  4. Cranky Says:

    Question is, Merri, which cost more? The doctor or the union plumber?

    Eric, are you serious? If so, I’ll dump this buffet thing faster than you can say “preston taylor holmes”.

  5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Well, looks like you and me are going to have some problems.