That Dog Won’t Hunt. Anymore.
February 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm by Brian
Snoopy, victim of friendly fire
Fresh off of criticizing Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, Urkel Christ struck back at last night’s press conference as if to say, “Hey, I’ve got a fatso radio blowhard of my own” by giving a prime lame duck blind in the press shooting gallery to obese Air America ginger Ed Schultz. Schultz, when not assaulting women at the bar, then berated a writer at Politico for having the Obamanian audacity to question whether he is the renewable windbag that’s going to get us off foreign oil.
Liberal radio host Ed Schultz kicked off his show today by addressing a Politico item from last night.
“I end up with a front row seat in the first prime-time press conference, and all of a sudden it’s all over the blogosphere,” Schultz said.
Schultz called Politico’s Jonathan Martin a “punk” and a “nitwit” for asking if it was an assigned seat.
“I have earned that seat,” the veteran radio host said on the air.
Schultz claimed that conservative hosts had access to the Oval Office during the Bush years, and that wasn’t noted by the press. However, I think it’s safe to say that if McCain were elected, and Limbaugh had a spot right up front, the media would call attention to it.
By seating him in the front row, taking a question from the Huffington Post, and calling on Helen Thomas, Schultz said it’s evident that the White House is “listening outside the mainstream media.”
No kidding. He earned that seat and he’s got the dirty kneecaps to prove it.
But Urkel giving left wing loons preferential treatment is really a dog bites man story. Schultz, on the other, is more like a man shoots dog story.
Sorry if the truth hurts, Ed. Don’t shoot the messenger. Or the dog for that matter. I’d like to say no animals were injured in the production of this post.
But I can’t.
February 10th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
A fat tool that hasn’t seen his tool since he was just a chubby adolescent. What a punk-ass, C-list, Radio Hack. He’s just the first of many other Campaign Fluffers that dear Leader has to pay back.