Like the Milli Vanilli President that he is, Urkel Christ continues to confound us Simon Cowells of history.  “Where????” we ask will he dare to lip sync next?

He’s pretended he was Kennedy in Berlin.  He’s pretended he’s Lincoln today at Ford’s Theatre.   Seriously, how far is his commitment to political pantomime willing to go?

Because if it doesn’t end with someone yelling Sic Semper Tyrannis at the end I’m going to be a little disappointed.  If he shows up for a fundraiser in Daley Plaza with some macaroni and ketchup on his blazer, prepare to be dazzled.  George Washington rallied the troops at Valley Forge.  Not Valley Forgery.

Where does it end?  He’s shown us his dexterity by turning Roosevelt’s rhetorical bedsores in “Nothing to Fear But Fear” speech in favor of “We Fear There’s Nothing But Fear“.

I fear that he’s eventually going to pick out a dog so that he can give a “Checkers” speech.

It’s times like these that I’m glad we haven’t had a woman President yet because Obama is about two snaps and a circle away from coming out on a stage in a wig and purse.

Has reality television rotted America’s brain to the point that they get off on Obama doing speech covers like some cheap lounge act?  Apparently so.

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