Comments on: When Ding Dongs Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Have Ding Dongs

By: average_guy

average_guy — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:44:47 +0000

Krispy Kremes are the closest thing to Manna that exists at the present time, and should be eaten only when fresh and warm, never the next day, sort of like Manna.

Speaking of McDonald’s fries, take a look at this experiment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ljW5YEdao
(Watch the whole thing to see what with the fries)

By: Gabriel Syme

Gabriel Syme — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:05:58 +0000

They can have my ding-dong when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.

By: Comrade Tovya

Comrade Tovya — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:03:35 +0000

This guy has a czar for everything. All we are missing is an animal rights czar, and then he’d have it all.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:41:03 +0000

It was either the Gonzo logo adapted or to take the retro Krispy Kreme “K’s” king holding the doughnut high and adding an extra “K” to the end for the Krispy Kreme Klan.

I thought the latter would open itself up too much to charges of bigotry against chocolate cakes and fudge pies.

By: michele

michele — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:29:55 +0000

“If anyone ever knew how to cure obesity it’s the czars and Russians.” So true. But it seems their populations had a penchant for eating shoe leather, and chewing off their fingertips. So it’s a trade off I guess.

Love,
The Donut Ho.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:12:12 +0000

In a Simpsonian sense, the idea of a glazed doughnut being held high in a clenched fist could be the rallying symbol of our generation.

By: Nigel

Nigel — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:55:22 +0000

Oops, I hit the “enter” button a little too soon.

I was about to type about “personal responsibility”, or something. You know…I’m not fat because society puts too many temptations in front of me…I’m fat because I CHOOSE to eat too much frickin’ garbage.

I mean….just LOOK at what I ate at the last “Prickfest”:

http://tinyurl.com/cxnfjn

Although if I was just smart, I’d just blame my fat-assedness on the Joos and on Karl Rove.

By: Nigel

Nigel — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:49:27 +0000

I’m fat.

Y’all have met me, so you know that.

And let me tell you that study is bullshit.

You might as well say that car ownership causes strokes as well, because the nearest Krispy Kreme drivethrough is 6 miles away, and when I have a hankering for a glazed raised…