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Have Anybody Saw A Waaahmbulance?

March 7th, 2009 at 6:58 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Being President sure is hard.

Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.

Unfortunately for us, this is President Hussein’s first actual job. No wonder he’s so stressed and sleep-deprived. Perhaps he’s spent too much time building that frame for Henrietta Hughes’ new house.

But Washington figures with access to Mr Obama’s inner circle explained the slight by saying that those high up in the administration have had little time to deal with international matters, let alone the diplomatic niceties of the special relationship.

Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.

A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to “even fake an interest in foreign policy”.

He shouldn’t have to “fake” an interest in foreign policy. It’s simple: raise the white flag, help radical islam do away with Israel and capitulate to any foreign invaders who may have designs on the destruction of the West. There, and you didn’t even have to pay me.

The American source said: “Obama is overwhelmed. There is a zero sum tension between his ability to attend to the economic issues and his ability to be a proactive sculptor of the national security agenda.

“That was the gamble these guys made at the front end of this presidency and I think they’re finding it a hard thing to do everything.”

I guess this is a little tougher than his old “job” of Community Agitator. Amateur hour is far too kind a description, Cramer.


13 Responses to “Have Anybody Saw A Waaahmbulance?”

  1. AJB Says:

    “Foreign invaders”? You mean like the U.S. in Iraq?

  2. Trollhammer Says:

    Looks like a disgruntled leftard, still bitter after having his team win both Congress and the White House, has bellied up to the buffet.

  3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Isn’t it funny? Even with their Dear Leader in power, they are bitter, unhappy and lashing out. It’s because most of them are psychologically challenged and are not capable of happiness – pity them, for they will live to a ripe old age with their insides and what passes for their souls eaten away by bitterness, class envy and self-hatred. Just like Omarosa Obama!

  4. Brian Says:

    I think he means the 17,000 “foreign invaders” Obama just called up for a surge in Afghanistan.

    I really hate these little digg commies like AJB.

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  6. J.Biden Says:

    Now now, gentlemen…

    It’s time to respect the office of the Presidency and fall in line with the plan. Our dear leader President just needs a few more cocktail parties and Sunday mornings in the gym to get his bearings…

    Anyone out there an Indian? “Dot” not “feather”. I’m craving a slurpee…

  7. Alan Stout Says:

    Missing President Bush, yet? LOL

  8. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Looks like the smartest thing to come out of AJB’s mouth lately was OsamaHusseinIslamObama’s dick.

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  11. shunha7878 Says:

    At least we do not have to worry about a terrorist attack. All the enemies of the U.S. have to do is sit back and wait. Obama is doing more damage to this country then they could ever hope to do. After he is done, all they have to do is come in take whatever they want.

  12. 4 Borders Pundit Says:

    I think I covered it all in this post:
    http://borderpundit.com/2009/03/08/president-neophyte-meets-the-brits/

    But then again, I missed the whole Treasury-Department-is-empty-cause-Obama-is-slow-on-nominations thing, not to mention the Tea Parties, or the USSA reality, and… oh, hell, I hope you read my satire anyway.

  13. average_guy Says:

    May be OT, but:

    I have been hearing a radio commercial ( a PSA ) in my area (central Ohio) that is advertising the fact that there is 100 Billion in federal funds now available for minorities in the form of college grants. This is , of course, simply a subsidy for socialist / marxist indoctrination which is going to help entrench that way of thinking, all on the taxpayer dime.

    I saw a quote from the new OMB director that “this economy is fundamentally weak” and ” it has been that way for the last eight years”. This is of course an example of validation of that same marxist thought and also an attempt to give the public a non-Obama scapegoat.

    Of course the media are willing tools in all of the above.

    As I said, I know its OT, but I had to get it off my chest. Thanks SMB for being there.

    Guy Average