Iranian Blogger Gets The Death Penalty
March 19th, 2009 at 9:01 pm by BrianRemember: No conditions. We will have unconditional talks with savages who are plotting mass murder because using sanctions is torture:
A young Iranian blogger jailed in Tehran’s notorious Evin prison for insulting the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has died, his lawyer said today.
Mohammad Ali Dadkhah said that although there is not yet an official report about the death yesterday of Omid Mir Sayafi, “officials in the prison said that he committed suicide.”
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The blogger, aged around 25, was sentenced in February to 30 months in jail for insulting Mr Khamenei and Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, founder of the Islamic Republic.
Given the insults and slights to our allies, it seems the only way to gain favorable attention from the Head Chaperone on our Nation’s Vacation From History is to murder innocent people. The people who receive AIG bonuses are the real terrorists though. If only the Board of Directors had administered 100 lashes of the whip to some victims of sexual harassment Obama could send them a Region 2 encoded DVD.
March 19th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Even Jimmy Carter is beginning to seem good in retrospect.
March 19th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I think in solidarity with this departed blogger we should spend a great deal of time and energy creatively insulting every corrupt leader we can find.
March 19th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Can’t you read? He committed suicide! That’s what they said, so that must be what happened.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Ahmenamembersonlyjahd also said they don’t have any gays or fruity-asses in Iran, either.
March 20th, 2009 at 12:20 am
He committed suicide.
That’s what we should start calling people on Death Row. Instead of Death Row, it could be called “Suicide Hotline”. After we shoot a few thousand volts through them then we can claim that we tried to stop them before they took the toaster in the shower.