What do you get the gal who has everything?  Why, a collection of your finest speeches – of course:

Uploaded onto the iPod:

• Photos from President Obama’s Inauguration
• Audio of then-state senator Obama’s speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and
• Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

If there’s one thing the monarchy loves it’s change.  They can’t get enough of it.

The idea of of only receiving the audio is a good one though.  You can almost picture the Queen breaking her arthritic fist against the bulletproof glass as her muffled mouth screams “He’s not fugging saying anything!!!” and unleashes her inner-Mugatu.

Doesn’t anyone else notice this?  I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! After all, who doesn’t like to crack open a brew and sit back listening to audio of old Presidential inauguration addresses and convention speeches?  A veritable K-tel’s Classic Gold compilation of all the hits you’ve come to love:

“Yes, We Can”

“Uh-uh-uh, I-I-I”

“Change We Can Believe In”

“Yes, We Can” (Slight Return)

or who can forget:

“Yes, We Can” (the Will.I.Am Flinty South-Side Remix)

I prefer these narcissist-on-a-mission gifts Urkel Claus bequeaths to foreign dignitaries compared to the nocturnal emissions he gives Sissy Matthews.  At least he didn’t give her a Region 1 encoded DVD of ’1776′.

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