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Henry Rollins: Still The Same Bad Adolescent Idiot Poet

April 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

He really should have thought twice before reminding us that he existed by vomiting forth more idiocy in Vanity Fair.

Hey, knuckle-dragger! Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere? I know, gets in the way of all the disaster you had planned.

Thank goodness bankrupting the country doesn’t qualify as a “disaster”. Luckily, the job market is always flush with openings for bad adolescent poets. Give me Keith Morris any day.

Why you don’t see street scenes like this in America is perhaps due to the fact that many Americans don’t seem all that bothered by endless war, corporate greed, and a potentially ruined future. We go along with stuff, even when it’s totally destructive and insane. You remember that Piyush Jindal said we Americans can do anything. Mr. Jindal is almost right.

Actually, there are a lot of people in America pissed off about the current economic crisis, you just don’t like our views (limited government, self-determination, support of the U.S. Constitution, strong national defense, the list goes on). And the way you respond to the average Americans who are involved in this grass-roots movement demonstrates that you’re the same bitter, ignorant, little pimple-faced twat who eventually had to bulk up into a steroid rage to prove your manhood.

The Queen of England has an iPod. John McCain doesn’t know how one works. Oh, before I forget, I had an idea for you Glenn Beck fans. Get your pal Chuck Norris to send you a pair of his sweaty boxers, post Total Gym workout, drop them into a large pot of freshly boiled water, allow them to steep for several minutes and then serve at your next Tea Party, you crazy kids! Please stop breeding.

I guess times are tough over at Vanity Fair if this is the best they can do. Hopefully it’s an unpaid internship for old H.R.

h/t Rob


7 Responses to “Henry Rollins: Still The Same Bad Adolescent Idiot Poet”

  1. Gordon Says:

    Who is this Rollins again?

  2. michele Says:

    I’m often reminded of this gem from the critically acclaimed “Billy Madison”, you can insert any name you want.:

    “Mr. (Rollins), what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response (diatribe) were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

  3. Brian Says:

    Nothing says “punk” like doing an interview with Vanity Fair except maybe an ascot tying contest with James Wolcott.

    Now that’s fookin’ hardcore.

  4. badanov Says:

    Hey, knuckle-dragger! Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere? I know, gets in the way of all the disaster you had planned.

    Hey, leftist: I could give a f*ck what the rest of the world thinks of us!

  5. tim zank Says:

    Why in the fu&k do these guys persist in being “sore winners”? Sweet Jesus I bet he spent a lot of his study halls in a locker. What a frickin’ waste o’ jizz this dude was….sheesh…

  6. weasal contractor Says:

    Well, its good to see a disciple of Vogon poetry is still practicing his craft. Oh freddled gruntbuggly indeed.

  7. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    The smartest thing to come out of Rollins mouth lately was Michelle OsamaHusseinIslamObamas’ dick. Now go wipe your chin Henry, you’ve got like a pint of Michelle stringing off it.

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
    (the terrorist choice)
    -It’s never to early to campaign-