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White House Easter Egg “Lottery” Was Fixed

April 8th, 2009 at 7:43 am by Brian

Turns out I was more right than I knew.  Eh, I get used to it:

I am rather disappointed in Easter’s New Messiah on this one.  I always thought he would award tickets based on a ranking system of your aggrieved racial, gender or sexual orientation status.

For example, an 8-year old Indonesian acid burn victim would rank right behind an interracial transgendered 13 yr. old he/she/it but would earn a place before a 4 yr-old caucasian boy with a speech impediment being raised by a single gay mother.

From today’s news:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House is allocating tickets for the upcoming Easter Egg Roll to gay and lesbian families as part of the Obama administration’s outreach to diverse communities.

Families say the gesture shows that the new Democratic administration values them as equal to other families. And for many, being included in the annual tradition — dating to 1878 — renews hope that they will have more support in their quest for equal rights in matters such as marriage and adoption than under the previous administration.

Ah, yes.  “Equal Rights”.  As opposed to when all those gay families were prevented from rolling Easter eggs in 1878 because of the vast number of gay families in America at the time.

White House officials said that tickets for Monday’s Easter Egg Roll event were distributed to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender organizations, but did not specify how many or to which ones. Representatives from Family Equality Council, Human Rights Campaign, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and other groups confirmed they were invited and encouraged to have their members participate.

Chrisler said Tuesday she expects more than 100 gay and lesbian-headed families to take part in the egg roll.

So let’s dispel the myth here.  Switching the Easter Egg Roll from a “first come, first serve” basis to the computer “lottery” was to be fair to everyone.  More fair to some than other it appears.  Even a simple kid’s event like this has been politicized to promote the Gaystapo agenda.

Utterly sickening this lack of transparency and perverting of a religious themed event to reward people simply because they choose to be gay.


5 Responses to “White House Easter Egg “Lottery” Was Fixed”

  1. Gordon Says:

    I wonder what the percentage of LGBTQ families there are in the U.S. Because if 100 LGBTQ families were invited and they represent, say 2% of all families, then some 20,000 families ought to be invited.

    It could be fair. I cannot find anything indicating how many tickets were issued.

  2. Joan Says:

    first come-first served

  3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    The fact that the absurd is now reality should surprise no one. BMac, you’re a visionary.

    BHO better be careful if he invites the aggrieved islamofascist lobby, as some of those rolling eggs might have just had the pretty pastel pins pulled out of them.

  4. Bill Sanders Says:

    I guess this means Barney Frank will be the Easter Bunny..

  5. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Damn it Bill Sanders, you owe me a new key board,, :) What a visual.

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