Pirate Outreach
April 10th, 2009 at 10:00 am by CrankyJohnny Depp to be named Goodwill Ambassador to Somalia.
From the president’s upcoming address.
For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Captain Jack Sparrow is more real to this administration than is the threat to America.
April 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
There was so much hilarity in EL’s post that it almost needs a bigger excerpt. It’s got our Pansy-In-Chief swabbing the poop deck of this man-made disaster.
April 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
That is great stuff. More excerpt, Cranky!
April 10th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Isn’t the point of a link to get you to go to their site?
BTW, that post has become viral.
April 10th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
It is. But in this instance we got a flavor of the wonderful personality of the post but we’re more in awe of it’s nice ass and perky tits.
April 10th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Ha! Come on Brian, you should know that the peek is always free, but if you want to see the goodies, it will cost you.
April 10th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
You’re leaving out my general laziness. One extra click for me is like three clicks to the average webgoer.
April 12th, 2009 at 8:53 am
The latest talking point (courtest of the Togay show) is the ‘pirates’ are misguided street crooks and fishermen who merely seek a better life and our ‘president’ must negotiate with them to save the ‘hostages’. Poor poor misguided youths..