Coward In Chief Sends Briefcase-Wielding Lawyers Into Firefight
April 11th, 2009 at 9:35 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThe gutless cowards who are now in charge of our government are lunatics. How else do you account for their maniacal fits of inappropriate laughter? Gallows humor, I guess.
I have a feeling Capt. Phillips’ family isn’t laughing right now. But when you have the big, bad U.S. military sitting there handcuffed (even moreso than they were under the PC Bush regime), what do the pirates (Somali muslims) have to fear?
Nothing, with these douchebags giving the orders to do nothing. As Drew so aptly put it over at Ace’s place, Obama. He’s Jimmy Carter without the muscular foreign policy.
April 12th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Amazing… Clinton talks about an American being held hostage by foreign thugs as if she were talking about what to plant in the White House garden.
One suspects that when pirates first appeared, the crew’s conversation went something like:
What happens when the come on board?
They take us captive
Can we fight them?
With What?
Right.
What then?
We go to Mogadishu and rot a mud hut
Who is going to rescue us?
(silence)
Who is going to get us out?
(more silence)
Won’t Obama do something? Clinton?
(more silence)
We better fight ‘em off or we’ll be underground gardeners in a Somali dump.
That or trust Obama to get us out.
Right
Prayers for Captain Phillips.. outwitting the pirates had a lot to do with his personal courage.
April 12th, 2009 at 12:57 am
The pirates should be thanking their child molesting prophet that an American is not in charge of America. Otherwise, their scurvy rat-eating asses would have gotten blown out of the water when the Capt. jumped off the lifeboat.
The kids are in charge and it shows.
April 12th, 2009 at 8:46 am
This reminds me of an Underdog cartoon where Simon Bar Sinister (Soros) zaps everyone with a ray that causes uncontrolled laughter. That’s how absurd all this is yet it’s real and this cabal has no bloody clue about what’s right. It doesn’t help we have Goofy in the White House, Dopey as VP, and Hitlery (sorry, no cartoon character comes close to describing the Beast)at State..
April 12th, 2009 at 9:50 am
This appears to be the first in a long line of (yet to come) Swamp Rabbit moments for OsamaHusseinIslamObama (google Jimmy Carter and Swamp Rabbit attack).
Celebrate Nationl Swamp Rabbit Day (2nd annual)on April 17th.
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
(the terrorist choice)
-It’s never to early to campaign-
April 12th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Swamp Rabbit,
I came to the conclusion that it was Bert Lance in the rabbit suit, drunk as hell, playing a prank on Dhimmi..
April 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
UPDATE.. Captain Phillips has been rescued and three ‘pirates’ now reside in Davy Jones’ locker. Go SEALS!
April 12th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Apologies would be appropriate, but you impatient, ignorant, racist lot would not know what that was even if it jumped up and bit you in your pasty asses. Now your words are forever frozen in cyberspace as an everlasting testament to your utter stupidity. Eat some crow…assholes.
April 12th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Indeed. Today is a miraculous victory for our Lord and Saviour, the Urkel Christ.
His commanding presence during the situation led in no small part to the strategy session laid out at the Sandbox Summit.
This was all “mulled over” at the highest levels of the US government. Competent lot they are.
He’s running the car companies, running the insurance companies, ripping his shirt off and clenching a knife between his teeth before jumping into the chop to free a typical white American. Amazing!