Natural Selection
April 13th, 2009 at 2:59 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes…by way of idiocy.
Super-sized Kraut hops into polar bear enclosure to become one with the animals. She just about became one with the animals by traveling through their digestive tracts in little pieces and becoming one with the rest of their bear piles.
According to Heiner Kloes, a zoo spokesman, the keepers pushed the bear away and pulled the woman out from the enclosure, which is surrounded by a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall, a comprehensive sign that getting in with the bears was not encouraged, and one which suggests that the woman was very determined.
The woman received treatment at the hospital, her condition has not been made known.
I can help you with her condition. She’s a lunatic. See for yourself (video at the link).
h/t Leo
April 13th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Obviously the fat frau was connecting with her inner whale..
April 13th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Looks like he might’ve got a little bacon off that…
April 14th, 2009 at 5:40 am
This Goron was knuts for knut..
April 14th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Another obvious case of God’s plan in motion, why in the hell did they fish her out? They should have gotten on the loudspeaker and gathered all the zoo patrons around for a lesson in what NOT to do.
Ahhhh, another educational moment wasted.