Don’t Think We’re Not Keeping Score, Comrade
May 9th, 2009 at 11:35 am by BrianYou’ve got to be careful who you crawl into bed with. One second you’re openly engaged in heavy petting at a Caribbean trade summit, the next thing you know you’re getting the high hard one in your strategic rectum reserve:
“This is a revolutionary offensive,” he (Hugo Chavez) told workers near Lake Maracaibo, Venezuela’s main oil-producing area.
Military vehicles were used as the state oil company seized supply boats and two US-owned gas facilities.
Chavez added that tomorrow he’s firing the CEOs of the banks and industries, handing controlling interest in the means of production to the lazy dock monkeys who caused the crises in the first place and announced a $635 Billion Bolshevik boondoggle healthcare program. Oh, wait.
“Today, the private services companies disappear, we don’t need them, the people and workers can do the labor and be more efficient,” Chavez Obama said. “We’re going to bury capitalism in Venezuela The New People’s Republic of Amerexico.”
Normally, when a US based company’s assets are expropriated by a foreign dictator I would expect some response from our government outside of the silent indifference usually reserved for the Republican response to the aforementioned socialized healthcare proposal but given the events of the last four months the only call we can anticipate will be asking for pointers.
You can pretty much just strike through everything Chavez has ever said and replace his name with Obama and see the future. Amaze your friends and party guests with your ability to tell their fortunes and how they came to pass like so much Grey Poupon.
May 9th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Greetings:
With apologies to F.A. Hayek, how does one say. “Welcome to ‘The Road to Serfdom’” in eSpanish?
May 9th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
B-Mac, you are truly a Sage. This is no joke, and I get it. People think i’m batshit crazy when I correlate Latin Thug Socialism with Hope & Change. I am investing in multiple pairs of Military-Grade Wolverine Boots for all the apathetically ambivalent lemmings that I will be kicking when they finally realize that they’re down.
May 9th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
There have been studies on critters like frogs/toads where certain of them just cannot see a visual stimulus unless it is shaped/sized a certain way to match a certain template. You show it anything outside of that… well they just don’t respond.
I’m thinking liberals are similar – cold-blooded slimy creatures with no discernment ability beyond the most rudimentary capability. Why else could you not recognize Chavez for what he is and recoil instinctively?
Really though – either Obama is a worse idiot than I thought or he wants so badly to be everyone’s friend that he’s like a clone of Jimmy Carter – and believes that earnestness will change the hearts of animals around him. Wouldn’t it be a waking nightmare if it were both?
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
May 9th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
The common mistake most conservatives make is that they believe liberals have been taught competing theories of how the world works and that they have consciously made the poor decision.
What if they were only taught one theory and there is no other option available in their mental inventory? Everything that happens only reinforces your erroneous, preconceived notion of how the world works. Iran makes strikes in Iraq for the first time in years – well, obviously we did not hug them hard enough.
You shake hands and stroke Chavez’s cock in the mens’ room at a Margarita Island gloryhole and yet he still condemns an airstrike in Afghanistan while stealing a US investment in his particular shithole – this is merely the price of past US foreign policy.
He’s not his predecessor. America’s made mistakes! I’m sorry everybody. Like me. We’ve changed!
May 9th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Brian… what you said in your last paragraph PLUS:
May 9th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Damn brackets and HTML… PLUS:
*ziiiiiiiip*
May 9th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Good, ole-fashioned secular state-sponsored agape means never having to say *zip*. Me and the government are going to spoon all night until I have to gnaw my arm off.