Earlier today, Hugobama seized  a U.S. owned pasta company claiming that they were trying to make a profit.

Who does he think he is?  Our president?

If there’s one thing that sticks in my crawl it’s some snooty Spaghetti Barron flaunting his filthy, green pesto lucre.

Of course, the open veins of Latin America’s mid-20th century noodle famine and the United States’ conspicuous consumption of Chef Boyardee that precipitated it is a constant source of populist resentment.  Understandably so.

I believe I speak for Obama when I say, I’m sorry and that our strategic reserve of Texas Toast will be airlifted in until the crisis abates.

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