OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
(the terrorist/pirate/media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign

* Drill baby, drill. California has a shitload of untapped oil resources off our coast and still others on our soil. Tell the enviroweenies to go screw themselves…they can move to the Peoples Republic of Oregon if they want to go save some tadpole from our environmental rape. Jobs and money, jobs and money…

* Adios amigos…refuse services to illegal aliens such as schooling, health care, welfare, etc. Yeah, I know…some douchebag judge mandated that we provide such services…but let me axe you this: If we is out of Benjamins, then how can we pay for it? I’d simply tell the court to go screw themselves…I’m taking care of LEGAL citizens first. They want to take it to court? Fine, but you can’t make me spend money I don’t have.

(As an aside, I’d offer free buses for illegal aliens to Nevada since Harry Reid’s state LOVES illegal aliens and they can get their free services there.)

* Let Cali go bankrupt. Why? Because then we can undo all of those RIDICULOUS union contracts that allow employees to retire at age 50 at 90% of their salaries and prohibit firing of useless bureaucrats. Let the unions scream their heads off and protest all they want. What? They’re going to go on strike from jobs they won’t have anyway?

* Call a constitutional convention and get rid of every friggen state legislator we have. Re-write the entire state consitution to include a balanced budget provision…
(Wait. Isn’t there already a balanced budget provision in our Constitution?)

Then I’d get the fudge out of the way and beg Tom McClintock to come down off of Capitol Hill to run our state.

You ever wonder when the Founding White Christian Male Street Gang started graffiti tagging the collective trash cans of our yet-to-be-formed nation with the Federalist and Anti-Federalist Papers that they ever wondered aloud that everyone would gladly sign their sovereignty away for a 6 month supply of dick pills if they got laid off from their gubmint job?