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It Would Be 2 in 6, But Nobody Asked Me

May 22nd, 2009 at 5:56 pm by Cranky

Happy Memorial Day from the party poopers at CNN:

About one in five adults in a survey reported urinating in community pools.

Just kidding. BTW, I haven’t used a public pool in years for obvious reasons. I prefer to go about my business in frog ponds.


5 Responses to “It Would Be 2 in 6, But Nobody Asked Me”

  1. Nigel Says:

    Eww…

    (though I will do that in the shower…its all PIPES!)

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Damn, here I am, sot ass drunk weel into a,, well lets jsut say —-rather large bollte of brandy and case of bud light when outta’ teh blue somebody brings up the subject of pee-pee. gotta’ go and I means now!!!

  3. Nigel Says:

    Swampy, did you go to the NY Times website and buy one o’ dem Barack Obama urinals?

  4. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Hey Nigel,,, How’s it going man? No I don’t have an Osama urinal, I did however, dig out a small hole in the back yard (you know, like if you were setting in a steping stone)and placed a qu’ran in it to piss on. Gotta watch for the splash back though.

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
    (the terrorist/pirate/media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

  5. TinyElvis Says:

    While lounging poolside at my former apartment community in the mid-90’s, I once saw a kid get out of the pool, stand on the edge, pull down his trunks and relieve himself in the shallow end. It caused quite a ruckus.

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