Jimmy Carter Opens Fire On Holocaust Museum
June 13th, 2009 at 3:46 pm by Brian
Because honestly, he could not endear himself any more to the so-called Palestinian people:
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter was honored by the Palestinian government Saturday and pledged to support the Palestinians’ campaign for independence to the end of his days.
In his acceptance speech, Carter urged the Palestinians to end their internal divisions and stop persecuting their rivals.
He was referring to the growing rift between the Islamic militant (read: terrorist) Hamas group, which controls Gaza, and Western-backed Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, in charge of the West Bank.
“Uh-say, h’yere Brothers and (subhuman) sisters, stop all the fightin’! Cain’t we-y’all get togeth-uh en hate on them Joooos in peace?”, implored Carter after his West Bank mid-day cooking show finished a week long segment on how Israelis cook the blood of Palestinian children into their Purim breads. “Cooking with Carter” is the first HD program available in the region though there it is called being broadcast in “Arafativision”.
“I have been in love with the Palestinian people for many years,” he said Saturday, adding that this is a feeling shared by members of his family.
“I have two great-grandsons that are rapidly learning about the people here and the anguish and suffering and deprivation of human rights that you have experienced ever since 1948,” he said.
Aside from Carter’s deeply sexual feelings for our displaced Jordanian protagonists, what happened in 1948?
Jimmeh’s two-state solution is using a little fuzzy math and coming up short.
Not content with the failure of his post-presidential legacy to end the Zionist hell on Earth, Carter aged 85, open fired later that day on a Jerusalem Holocaust museum before loading up on explosives and bicycling around in search of an Israeli checkpoint.
Quote one Israeli source who refused to remain nameless, “He kept getting his Sansabelt slacks caught in the chain of the bike and when he fell over he cupped his hands over his ears and made his “I’m about to go boom” face – it was a dead give away. Well, that and the Obama sticker on his crash helmet.”
June 13th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Carter – what a mess. He seems to have gone batty replaying his mental tapes of the glory days of Begin-Sadat. Either that, or some Jew-boy stole his lunch money in the last decade.
June 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
An example of some internal divisions among the Palestinians that need to end.