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June 25th, 2009 at 6:25 pm by CrankyMichael Jackson is dead. Thought we should say something.
Here is the eulogy.
Bonus tip: If you find yourself working from home, DO NOT leave Fox News on in the background. This is the news cycle:
- Farah Fawcette has died.
- Clip of Jim McGreevy on Today show talking about Sanford scandal.
- Protests in Iran appear to be ending.
- Sanford crisis discussed.
- Farah Fawcette retrospective. Did you have the iconic poster? Apparently everyone did.
- Sanford crisis turns up steamy emails.
- Protests in Iran is an indicator of social and political unrest.
- Farah Fawcette has anal cancer – did they really need to say that?
- Farah Fawcette live coverage of Ryan O’Neill leaving the hospital parking lot.
- Should Sanford resign? Let’s ask the panel.
- Farah Fawcette retrospective again.
- Clip of Jim McGreevy on Today show talking about Sanford scandal again.
- Breaking: Michael Jackson hospitalized.
- Michael Jackson live coverage.
- Michael Jackson – Greta what do you think?
- A Very Brady Sequel on Comedy Central – channel switch.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Today, the world is slightly less pedophilic.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Gabe beat me to the insensitive, politically-incorrect comment. I’m really off my game lately.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
The child molestation community lost one of its greatest talents this afternoon…
June 25th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Michael Jackson Beats It One Last Time…Film at 11
June 25th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Jackson was a non-black black person with whom America had an inexplicable adoration bordering on obsession.
There will never be another like him.
oops.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I just heard that it was death by food poisoning. My friend Leo tells me that MJ ate a 10-year-old wiener.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Couldn’t he have waited just ONE more day?
Jeez….
June 25th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I am appalled and disgusted by your terrible taste and discretion here.
All of you.
Totally disgusted.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Michael Jackson was born and grew up a cute, talented black person.
He died an ugly white woman.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
In death, we gain an E at the end of our last name.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Give me some credit, I almost spelled it Faucet.
June 27th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Okay here we go:
MJ’s death is untimely, however what else would you expect from a guy that ran around the country wearing one glove singing beat it.
The scheduled come back of MJ has been canceled due to his untimely death. Some of the canceled dates include the ones with 11 yr old Billy and 7 yr old Sam.
Know what MJ and K-Mart have in common,,,, they both have little boys pants half-off.
Another OsamaHusseinIslamObama supporter get his pitch fork and bifurcated tail.
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
(the terrorist/Uighur/media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-
June 27th, 2009 at 10:01 am
These jokes are taking me back. Remember when his hair caught fire during the making of a Pepsi commercial? Did you hear that Michael Jackson started a charity? The Ignited Negro College Fund!