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By: Cranky

Cranky — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:01:26 +0000

These jokes are taking me back. Remember when his hair caught fire during the making of a Pepsi commercial? Did you hear that Michael Jackson started a charity? The Ignited Negro College Fund!

By: Swamp Rabbit

Swamp Rabbit — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:41:35 +0000

Okay here we go:

MJ’s death is untimely, however what else would you expect from a guy that ran around the country wearing one glove singing beat it.

The scheduled come back of MJ has been canceled due to his untimely death. Some of the canceled dates include the ones with 11 yr old Billy and 7 yr old Sam.

Know what MJ and K-Mart have in common,,,, they both have little boys pants half-off.

Another OsamaHusseinIslamObama supporter get his pitch fork and bifurcated tail.

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
(the terrorist/Uighur/media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-

By: Cranky

Cranky — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:08:04 +0000

Give me some credit, I almost spelled it Faucet.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:50:47 +0000

In death, we gain an E at the end of our last name.

By: Disinterested Commenter

Disinterested Commenter — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:15:57 +0000

Michael Jackson was born and grew up a cute, talented black person.

He died an ugly white woman.

By: D. Letterman

D. Letterman — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:32:11 +0000

I am appalled and disgusted by your terrible taste and discretion here.

All of you.

Totally disgusted.

By: F. Fawcett

F. Fawcett — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:26:21 +0000

Couldn’t he have waited just ONE more day?

Jeez….

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:24:48 +0000

I just heard that it was death by food poisoning. My friend Leo tells me that MJ ate a 10-year-old wiener.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:09:42 +0000

Jackson was a non-black black person with whom America had an inexplicable adoration bordering on obsession.

There will never be another like him.

oops.

By: Bill Sanders

Bill Sanders — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:05:10 +0000

Michael Jackson Beats It One Last Time…Film at 11