But Other Than That, Please Don’t Let Me Interrupt Your Stroll Down Memory Lane
June 27th, 2009 at 11:14 am by Brian
Andrew Breitbart has a must read on The Only Story That Matters.
Michael Jackson’s shtick was simply a more sophisticated, well financed variation on the molester with an ice cream truck. When after paying millions to his young accuser, Jordy Chandler, Jackson was later found to have gay porn producer Marc Schaffel, an un-indicted co-conspirator in Jackson’s 2005 child molestation trial, as his PERSONAL VIDEOGRAPHER and close pal on the very private grounds of Neverland Ranch.
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Well, a year later, Schaffel was back at Neverland and again acting as Jackson’s personal videographer who chronicled the taping of the famous Martin Bashir BBC documentary that later appeared on ABC in the U.S., which centered around two young brothers hanging with Jackson and Schaffel as their ‘chaperones’ at the creepy amusement park cum bachelor pad.
Why did Michael Jackson bring back the gay porno producer to use a video camera to oversee kid trips to Neverland AFTER it was admitted by Jackson’s own people the Jackson/Schaffel alliance was blatantly improper?
Needless to say, it doesn’t end with “a world in mourning falls on it’s knees to curse God for denying us another 40 years of bizarre, criminal behavior”.
But boy, could he spin on his toes and grab his crotch (as well as the crotches of others) with the best of them!
I’ll grab mine, now you grab yours!
It was a nice reprieve while it lasted though. We could turn on the television or the internet without hearing about North Korea threatening nuclear war, Iran shooting young women in the face, an economy being dragged behind the pick-up truck of the Obama administration, passing the largest energy use tax in history, sending terrorists on a taxpayer funded island getaway, or the government taking over the healthcare industry.
But anyway – how’s Bo doing? Is Christ On Earth still stealing a Newport when he gets a chance? Admittedly, a hazard of the trade when you’re passing out all those cigarettes to homeless people in exchange for votes for so many years. That just means he’s human! I was getting worried there for a second.
June 27th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I see Je$$e Jacka$$ has inserted himself into the circus as a spokesman for the family. Let me guess, the autopsy was racist. Tito needs to kick his ass..
June 28th, 2009 at 12:03 am
When I first saw the crawl a couple of days ago, all it said was “Jackson” was taken to the hospital and my first thought was that it was Je$$e.
At least this time he didn’t claim that he was holding the fallen child molester in his arms like he did when King was assassinated.
June 28th, 2009 at 2:23 am
Gawd damn, B-Mac. You are the most potent shoe-to-the-balls on the webby-netz that exists. Cold Comfort for the dumb and ambivalent. If I only had an i-phone app that could hyperlink your blasts to the masses. Don’t tell Holmes, but, you’re the reason I make like 3 trips a day to this here Buffet.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
After four years, I think the only reason I am here is to keep bandwidth costs down.
June 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Oh, pshaw. Without BMac and Cranky’s brilliance, I would never visit my own blog. (and Nigel, as of late) But fear not, I have it on good authority that Laurie Kendrick will soon be joining the Buffet as a contributor. She will truly be slumming it, but she doesn’t seem to mind. More news as it breaks.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Go F yourself. Michael was found NOT GUILTY by the court. The kid who first accused Michael, later turned his father in for abuse. You can F yourself…what a bunch of BS. It is easy too accuse a man for phedofilia….but in this case we know and have seen that Michael is innochent. A friend of mine is a dear friend of michael And he has been that since he was 5He is now 23 and NEVER has he said a bad thing about the man. Michael Loves children and he always has. He has done more than anybody. Given his fortune too charity and always opening his home too sick children and their parents. So don’t bash a name you can never compare to arshole!
July 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Ha!!!! This must be one of the douches who films himself weeping and puts it on youtube. Where’s your video, Hans?
July 9th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Leave Michael alone!!!!!!
/he’s bad, he’s bad – you know it.