Helen Thomas Instant Makeover
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 am by MicheleRobert Gibbs is using the method of ridiculing the opposition so that no one will give their grievances any merit, and he is such a smug ass that he makes Helen Thomas look charming-an achievement worthy of merit.
It’s like a modern day Sleeping Beauty story. Even Tasmanian devils are cute when they’re waking up.
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
This doesn’t mean I have to stop calling her gargoyle does it?
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 am
That’s exactly what she is, Preston. Not only a devil’s advocate, but a frightening creature designed to scare evil spirits away from of a site of significance. I really don’t know how all of those other journalists make it into the white house press room with her around.
Now I’ve gone against all my principles and gone after a person’s looks. I’ve been blogging here too long.
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Wow, that was painful to watch. Not so much Thomas, but Gibbs’s squirming.
July 2nd, 2009 at 6:19 pm
That was awful. Gibbs is rather proficient in his “I’m Too Stupid To Actually Understand Your Question” Shtick. No matter how many endless times it’s repeated.
Shorter: You don’t answer questions at all. You want 24 hours to review every question and reserve the right to screen it. Nixon was Chatty Cathy compared to Obama’s Iron Curtain of Transparency.
Regardless, she still wears underwear with the dickholes in ‘em.
July 4th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m about to type some words that may disgust some of you…
Helen Thomas just gave me a woodrow.
July 4th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Now every girl that you have ever called “hot” has serious questions.