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Happy Birthday

August 5th, 2009 at 9:19 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I had no idea it was the Obamessiah’s birthday yesterday. If I had known, I would have baked a cake with a file in it. Happy birthday, Dear Leader.




4 Responses to “Happy Birthday”

  1. michele Says:

    Yesterday at 4pm I decided TV wasn’t total crap.

  2. Nigel Says:

    Yesterday was a “teachable moment” for myself and the future Mrs. Nigel. It was Barry’s birthday, and the funeral of Corazon Aquino.

    Barry is on a mission to take power FROM the people and give it to the government.

    President Aquino lived her life to take power FROM the government and give it to the people.

  3. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Just like Barry to upstage the White House Press Room Diva, Helen Thomas, on her own birthday. Are you happy now, Mr. President?! I almost get the feeling that Glen Beck is only half-batshit crazy.

  4. Brian Says:

    All he needs to do to celebrate is kidnap a few Fox News reporters and sentence them to 12 years of hard labor for sneaking into his country.

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