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Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!

August 11th, 2009 at 1:48 pm by Yiddish Steel

Daddy’s Girl is going to get her way, no matter what the big girls say.

More like the woman who ate Meghan McCain

More like the woman who ate Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain, “Young Republican Muse”, once again abuses her privileged position at the Dais to tell the world that the Party that her daddy has helped water down needs to get over themselves and accept her and her gaggle of lightweight Political Minds in the Once-Grand Old Party.

“What do Malkin and the other conservative pundits hope to accomplish by arguing that people “like me” have no place within the Republican Party? And who exactly are people “like me”? Young people? Moderate people? Young female people? People with tattoos who go to biker rallies?”

People like “You” are simply Democrat Lite, Pumpkin! The Party was founded on real Conservative Principles. People like me have left the party because of people like you, by way of your daddy, and his cronies like Bob Dole and Lindsey Graham.

“However, I am consistently asked why I would want to stay in a party that has members so angry about my involvement. It’s as simple as this: I idealistically believe in the Republican Party, and I also have an emotional connection to it.”

Right! It got your daddy this far, so why shouldn’t it work for you? Your daddy was once one of Ronald Reagan’s “Foot Soldiers” when he was a more Conservative Congressman from Apache Territory, long before he became a “Maverick” Senator from Scottsdale.

“But if the party continues to demand that people leave, I guarantee you that they will. If you tell people there is no place for them, they aren’t going to fight for their right to stay. They are going to rush into the open arms of the other team.”

Exactly! Just like your daddy and his cronies told me 13 years ago. A word of advice for you, Gidget: When I need advice on Moisturizer or trendy Hand Bags, i’ll look to you. But, when I need solid affirmation of my Conservative Beliefs, i’ll continue to rely on the big girls.


11 Responses to “Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!”

  1. Beverly Says:

    For some reason I had thought Megan was a bit on the chubby side, not the stick in the photo. What’s that? Are those price tags sticking out of her bikini top?

  2. Nigel Says:

    I think Yiddish was trying to put up a current pic of Meggy, but it wouldn’t fit.

    Here’s what’s laughable. Meggy thinks having Twitter followers equate to having political relevance.

    Of course the ONLY reason Meggy is even remotely relevant is that her dad ran for President. In a one on one debate, Michelle Malkin would eat her lunch…if Meggy didn’t eat it before Michelle showed up.

    Michelle Malkin never said Meggy should “leave the Republican Party”. She never said she should “shut up”.

    But with her dad’s political career fading into the sunset, she is faced with having nobody listen to her anymore. Expect an Arlen Specter-like defection to the Dems in the next few years, with Meggy claiming “those darn Republicans are just too mean…”

  3. Juvenal Says:

    LOL @ the last graph, YSteel.

  4. michele Says:

    I love the remark about the tats and the biker rallies. She sure has a lot of stereo-types about Republicans and bikers floating around in her head. Most of the folks at the biker rallies aren’t liberals or conservatives, they’re dentists, accountants and housewives out for some fun. And these days everybody and their sister has a tattoo and a tongue piercing.

    She is just still young and spoiled enough to think she’s extra speshul and unique.

  5. Gordon Says:

    I think her dad weighed more during his stint at the Hanoi Hilton.

  6. Thelonious Funk Says:

    The Republican Party “founded on real Conservaice Principles?” Hardly. The Republican Party was founded on progressive anti-slavery principles, calling for the admission of Kansas to the Union as a free state, shifting the balance of power to the abolitionists and asserting a greater federal contol over the states. They were also in favor of big federally funded projects like a continental railroad and enhancement of harbors. I guess maybe you think “real Conservative Principles” include not reading about American history.

  7. Felonius Junk Says:

    See! Don’t you all feel edumacated now!

    Because you know, anti-slavery policies HAVE to be “progressive”.

    You know…P-R-O-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E…like that famous “progressive” champion of minorities and the disabled, Margaret Sanger.

    Don’t you remember “progressives” battling for civil rights against those evil Republican governors like George Wallace and Ross Barnett…

    (Oh. Those were DEMOCRATS? Well, give us “progressives” enough time to re-write history and they’ll become evil Republicans)

    Real “progressive” principals include making our history up. Now excuse me while I go edit the wikipedia page on Woodrow Wilson…

  8. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    ^^ Bwwaaahahhahahaahahhaaaa,,, (whew),, hehehee,,,,

    Good one Junk,,,

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
    (the Terrorist-Uighur-Media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

  9. Clarification Says:

    umm, I believe that pic is of Ashley Tisdale – definitely not Meghan McCain

  10. Brian Says:

    Yea, I didn’t remember Meghan McCain being that hot. I thought it was an older picture from a time where she hadn’t completely let herself go.

    The only thing missing is a raft of Greenpeace protesters between her and a fleet of Japanese fishermen.

  11. C.C. Says:

    That is definitely Heidi Montag from the Hills, not Meghan McCain or Ashley Tisdale.

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