Now THAT’s what I call “Stimulus”
August 24th, 2009 at 4:17 pm by NigelStimulus you can believe in from the NY Post via Drudge:
WASHINGTON – The stimulus package is living up to its provocative name by funding a bacchanalia of behavioral sex research, a Post analysis reveals.
* Examine “barriers to correct condom use” at Indiana University, at a cost of $221,000.
* Study “hookups” among adolescents at Syracuse University. Study’s cost: $219,000.
* Evaluate “drug use as a sex enhancer” in an analysis of “high-risk community sex networks” at the University of Illinois, Chicago. That study will cost $123,000.
* Study how methamphetamine, thought to produce an “insatiable need” for sex among users, “enhances the motivation for female rat sexual behavior.” Some $28,000 has been awarded for the University of Maryland at Baltimore study.
Grand total? $591,000…paid for by YOUR tax dollars.
And the economic benefit is…?
August 24th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
What’s the benefit?!?
It’s obvious. When “hooking up” with my favorite meth whore, I want her to know how to put the condom on with her mouth properly.
Geez. What do they have to draw you a picture? We need another $273,000 to determine at what point she takes an anal creampie and another $321,000 to ascertain when she will invite an extra meth-whore friend over.
An additional $62.5 million will be required once our nation’s new surgeon general determines how we should not delay in sharing the results with our nation’s 5th graders.
August 24th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Where does the rat fit in?
August 24th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Rat? Mr. Whiskers has been missing since foreplay.
August 24th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
2010 DC based game show: Felching For Dollars
August 24th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
This comment thread just made me wretch.